I just know that Autolycus = ladles and VCO3 = thinks black people don’t drink coffee.
And if they did, he’d spit in it.
I’m notoriously sucky at remembering things about Dopers, and way too lazy to keep a file.
I remember a few things. Nothing grand (I don’t think, at least). I certainly don’t have any files.
Someone should make a website with all the important “Doper File” stuff on it. No what I mean? A place where you could go and find out the important stuff about other posters. Really relevant things. Kewl things like if they’re full of shit, or changing their story from a year ago, or just a total douchebag. Possibly it could even point out which new posters are trolls so you could just ignore them right away, or keep an eye on them if you want some cheap entertainment. I would visit a place like that often if it existed. Too bad it doesn’t.
Warning prior post dripping with sarcasm. 