As I can only assume this was a work of fiction, I think Cafe Society is the right place…
What ever happened to that web page about the woman who wanted to become a real DBE amputee who wears twin body powered prostheses with matching dorrance #5x stainless steel hooks? I can’t seem to find it anymore (though I can find one or two references to it at cruel dot com and something awful)? Did anyone keep up with that, or did the page just quietly drop off the net?
Why am I not surprised me and the devil think alike?
I was going to start a “Where are they now?” type thread and ask about the Dorrance girl, Anal Mary, the guy who wanted to date an elf, lizard man and the Indian self-described pop star who was God’s gift to all women.
Still wondering.
Mary has a new website, something like happymary or similar. I’ll try to find it.
Dorrance girl seems to have dropped off the face of the net. This happened a year ago, if not earlier.
Maybe she finally got her desire and discovered that she no longer had the ability to use her computer. :smack:
Notice that a Google search on “Dorrance” yields no results on a Dorrance Company of any kind?
Maybe Dorrance Inc. went out of business!! and she had to switch brands!!
Maybe she’s now the Acme #5x Stanless Steel Hooks Girl.
[sub]sorry[/sub]
Terminus, you are demented.
Humorous, too!
It appears there is a company called Hosmer Dorrance that manufactures a variety of prosthetics. In their catalog (Warning: PDF), you can find the 5X STAINLESS STEEL HOOKS!!!
“Coming soon from Microsoft, the DORRANCE NUMBER FIVE STAINLESS STEEL HOOK Keyboard Adapter.”
Biggirl, you mean [url=“http://www.geocities.com/asianprince213/”]Asian Prince**?
Who is this Anal Mary? I’ve heard of the others… Some one give me the dirt, please!
Dorrance girl - Site is gone. This was a con anyway (by a man) . You can pull her faq by googling (dorrance girl amputee) and clicking on the cached data option
Anal Mary, ??
the guy who wanted to date an elf
and the Indian self-described pop star who was God’s gift to all women.
The website itself is gone, but I found a copy of the story around which it was based:
Twin body-powered prostheses with Dorrance #5X stainless-steel hooks!
Hey, you know, I was watching ER earlier, (we taped it last night, and I was too tired to watch it then, so I waited until today), and I thought, if Romano’s arm doesn’t survive, he can get a BODY-POWERED PROSTHESES WITH DORRANCE #5X STAINLESS-STEEL HOOK!!!
I didn’t realize that elf-dating guy was Peter Pan. He was on Jimmy Kimmel’s show a couple days ago, green suit and all. He took Jimmy’s ribbing with good nature. Didn’t strike me as a loon. He was well aware that other people regarded his obsession as odd (to put it kindly), but really didn’t give a damn.
Guin: You’re so evil! I’m glad I wasn’t drinking any beer when I read your post, or I would have spewed all over my keyboard and monitor. I look forward to seeing Romano with a BODY-POWERED PROSTHESIS WITH DORRANCE #5X STAINLESS-STEEL HOOK!!!
The guy who wanted to date an elf wasn’t Peter Pan. He was just some uber-geek with a web page.
Here’s the Anal Mary thread. Sorry to disappoint all you ass-action fans.
Actually, almost no site completely disappears. If you use the Internet Archive Wayback Machine, you can look at sites that no longer exist on the rest of the Web, but have been archived here.
I think the Dorrance #5 steel hooks “girl” is here – just click on one of the 5 links which represent the 5 different “versions” or updates of that particular site, the latest update being in April 6, 2001.
Anal Mary-remember when Jimmy Nipples left her a message on her machine? That was great!
Whatever happened to him?
Oh, and our friend Mary has a new site:
http://marygentle.com/