Who would win?
Well, they’re not exactly fighting each other…
…in fact, the two “contestants” are just standing there in their respective glories as an announcer (who may or may not be Jeremy Clarkson) rattles off each “fact”.
How do you know they’re not the same person?
My money’s on The Most Interesting Man, since he’s able to bend (indeed, ignore) the laws of reality and logic. That shit’s hard to fight back against.
The presentation for The Stig is more unique. TMIMITW is basically recycled Chuck Norris jokes.
Some say he isn’t machine washable…
Because he has only ever been washed by hand!
Stay thirsty my friends.
Some say one of his eyes is actually a testicle…
This is the most Interesting answer, and therefore the right one.
Where would the Stig get an “old guy” costume?
(note: I have not checked to see if that is actually a valid URL!)
Hilarious!