Double Posters, get over it.

Right, so you’ve written your cleverly contrived post, you’ve hit submit, the hamsters have done there best to post your message, maybe they have, maybe they haven’t – you aren’t sure.

So what do you do? You could hit Refresh, that’d tell you, but no, you’re too fucking impatient. I can understand that, you don’t have all day to sit around waiting for a whole page to reload, so you just hit submit again.

Fair enough, so far you’ve been only moderately annoying.

But why, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY, upon discovering that you have double-posted do you feel the need to post again with some lamo bullshit excuse, “Uh, I don’t know how that happened, must be something wrong with my pooter”?

Stop doing that! It convinces no-one, and it makes the whole in the ozone layer ever so slightly bigger.

Bastards.

Nope. Not gonna do it.

Right, so you’ve written your cleverly contrived post, you’ve hit submit, the hamsters have done there best to post your message, maybe they have, maybe they haven’t – you aren’t sure.

So what do you do? You could hit Refresh, that’d tell you, but no, you’re too fucking impatient. I can understand that, you don’t have all day to sit around waiting for a whole page to reload, so you just hit submit again.

Fair enough, so far you’ve been only moderately annoying.

But why, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY, upon discovering that you have double-posted do you feel the need to post again with some lamo bullshit excuse, “Uh, I don’t know how that happened, must be something wrong with my pooter”?

Stop doing that! It convinces no-one, and it makes the hole in the ozone layer ever so slightly bigger.

Bastards.
And another thing, there’s no need to post to correct your trivial fucking typos, we know what you meant, we’re not all idiots.

And roadrunner70 just as soon as I can think of some way in which you’ve pissed me off, you’re for it, you great fucking bird you!

Say, did you know you double-posted above?

But if you are going to double post to fix your typos, fix them all.

There once was a Doper from Lyme
Who sent his posts three at a time.
…When asked, “Why the third?”
…He said, “Once is absurd.
And doubling posts is a crime.”

(with apologies to Edward Lear)

Cite?

Cite what?

Cite what?

So will everyone be double posting in this thread or what?

And, if the double post were to somehow include a translation from English to Russian and back again:

Dual posters, are obtained above im. you will straighten; therefore you wrote your cleverly contrived post, you they struck you represent, hamsters made there most in the best way in order to hang out your communication, possibly they have, possibly they do not have - you are not assured. So you do make? You could strike you refresh, that’d does not say you, only you are not, too fucking impatient. I can understand that, you do not have entire day to sit to all around await entire page in order to recharge; therefore you exactly strike you represent again. It is correctly sufficient, to those times you only to the extent of annoying. But why, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY, on to open that you is dual -.vyvewivali you you do feel the need to weigh again with the certain excuse bullshit lamo, “Uh, 4 you do not know how as that it did happen, must be something incorrectly with my pooter”? You will stop to make that! It convinces no -one, and it makes the layer always so of nebol’sh entire into ozonovyya larger. Bastards.

Cite what please?

Nope. Not gonna do it.

Cite what please, huh?

And now, even better, in and out of Japanese:

Following in order to post right and your message, you the hole are wrote the post which is devised wisely, you are present the embankment, the ハムス tar to be best perhaps those which are turned to there it has, perhaps those holding っ て it is not… you who hit are not secure. So, do you do what? you can become new and hit, no namely your impatient fucking excessively it is, but, thing you be the that’d. As for me, you 1 Japan and China have in order to sit down the around the thing which waits for the full page in order re-to load are and therefore you exactly for the second time the embankment are present can understand the fact that it hits. Sufficiently fairly, for the present directly you simply are annoyance moderately. But that how happened, why, after discovering the fact that you post doubly for loving the God, why, you " post my pooter and bullshit explanation of the lamo and, the Uh for the second time, necessity if my knowledge and others it is and it is not something, " it does not become by mistake, you feel? the stop which does that! Makes everyone that be convinced, whether the whole of ozone layer so わ with, largely can point. Coarse item.

That’d be fine, as long as it wasn’t followed by some excuse bullshit lamo.

And let me explain to all you bullshit lamo double-posters to this thread, as clearly stated in my OP – I do not give a fuck, avionic of otherwise, if someone double posts, it’s the piss-poor one line appypollyloggies that follow that get my goat, and barbecue it.

And even better than that, in and out of five different European languages (English to French to English, then that translation back to English to German and back to English and so on, Italian, Portugese, and Spanish):

therefore corrected him they had written his abilement of the tree of the activator of the exit, that one sketches itself that, you who you repaired the subject, criceti, that they you are you form here, the end to announce his warning, the end better possibly that he has, possibly not having them – you he are not safe. Formili has pleasure? They could do regenerated, they repair, ’ the state of D you this, but no, also you you are the end to kiss too much, impazientemente. I can do this, you who you understand to me same is not all, around still to invite to a complete side, the end to the load straight-line, that is subject of the halting of the effect still. Sufficient honest, you were until now only moderate irritation. But why, discovering FOR the LOVE of the GOD BECAUSE then like, this one you know to the double announced of sensitivity you he necessity to the calm warning with lle definitive of the excuses of connery of I lick, “Uh, the I, of that, she did not introduce, something must worse be to pooter with mine”? He stops to do! It convinces everything and it gives always the other way around to for something whole number in the ozone layer much more in most. Hybrid.
You know, these almost make more sense than the OP.

Wow. “Pooter” is the same in all six languages. Who knew?