I laughed way too hard at this.
But have you seen Cliffs Nuts?
Oh come on. Now you’re just making stuff up. I do not believe that you do not recognize our President Barack Obama.
Obama, yes. The Caucasian (with a white crew-cut) in that snippet, no.
FYI, I had seen the word “selfie” from the time it first appeared in print media, a few weeks ago. So help me, I never saw the word “facial” in any context other than anatomy or cosmetology.
The mention of the literature exam was an “aside” I added in an (apparently unsuccessful) effort to show that I do have some background in higher education.
I make an effort to defend my position, but from the reactions I get it’s clear that there is a slip between the cup and the lip.
Oh, my, I do feel faint.
Word up, dougie "I attended college"monty—THAT IS NOT A DOROTHY PARKER QUOTE!!! I think I thought it up.
Better put down a cushion.
I read * You Might As Well Live. * 
That’s her style.
It’s adorable that you think this is true.
It was an attempt to impress us with how unbelievably smart you are. Because the majority of us have a college education, it failed. The mention of your score made it obvious that you were trying to impress us.
Note: Unless you’re a Phi Beta Kappa, your GPA in college/university is unimpressive. Getting a 100 on an exam is so unimpressive that even mentioning it is laughable.
Attempting to, anyway. dougie is to humor as esurance’s Milton is to technology.
This is a fair point. It is a very new word that only first appeared in the August issue of Reader’s Digest.
I am honored to be compared to the irrasical Mrs. Parker.
Congratulations. You have correctly sussed out that the man in that link is not the President of the United States. Good job.
It’s the fucking Vice President of the United States, who is someone you would expect a supposedly well educated adult to be familiar with.
Well, you know what I always say to vices. No thanks, buster!
I’m a little anxious about the inevitable wrath that’s going to be visited upon you all for this sass and back-talk.
That I think what is true?
Cite? I want a link for that one.
You can’t accept blood transfusions because the Bible says “don’t eat blood.” Of course, that is another topic that the cult has done an incredible song-and-dance about. Can you have a transfusion with blood products in it. No. Well, maybe. No. Yes. No. Maybe. No. Yes. And do the hokey pokey.
Laugh all you like. I once had a teacher who told us that what one learns is more important than the grade–even if this overrides my original statement.
Thanx 
In addition to not getting blood transfusions, it appears you don’t get sarcasm, either.