dougie_monty was out that day.
Much like his attempts at humor. dougie might be the most unintentionally funny person on this entire board but when the intent is there all he gets is the Internet equivalent of a blank stare.
Nope. Can’t use the Wikipedias as a source. They once said mean things about dm.
Okay, so It appeared before I saw it. Where did you see it?
Excuse me??
A perfect expression of the mind behind it!
You sure ran out of “funny” when I asked this question in the IMHO “JW” thread, didn’t you? I guess the box was just a mite too small to dance in.
[QUOTE Annie-Xmas;17662598]
JW’s do believe that Jesus is NOT god, but the created being Michael the Archangel. And some did believe that Michael Jackson was the archangel Michael.
Of course, they believe in one god, Jehovah. Jesus is a god too, but there is only one god, Jehovah. Lather, rinse, repeat.
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In Hebrew, as in Isaiah 9:6: El Gibbor, “Mighty God” (prophecy about Jesus). El Shaddai refers only to Jehovah and means “Almighty God.”
I just posted an answer.
And I don’t dance–unless, in the words of Victor Borge, I absolutely have to. 
That wasn’t an answer-that was straight out trolling.
don’t start what you are incapable of finishing. Even the Watchtower has flip flopped on what scriptures refer to Jesus and which ones Jehovah.
Pile driver feeling a little tight right now, dougie?
Probably threatened them with lawyers as well.
“Pile driver”? That some sort of homosexual thing?
I thought a pile driver was vodka and prune juice.
In JW World, The Watchtower hasn’t officially flip-flopped until they admit in print that they have flip-flopped.
In JW world - it is verbotten to question JW teachings - so they never flip flop - it just “is what it is, even if its different than previous or future”
(which is absolutely hilarious that they call themselves “Bible Students”)
As a long time comic fan, I can’t really bag on folks for retconning.
Yes. Here is a picture of a couple of homosexual men doing the pile driver, with clothes on for some reason 
, in front of a group of other homosexual men.
I heard that joke too.