Dougie_monty is an immoral cultist

[dougie_monty]

@Drunky_Smurf

Yes. Here is a picture of a couple of homosexual men doing the pile driver, with clothes on for some reason , in front of a group of other homosexual men.

File:Brothers of Destruction Double Tombstone.jpg - Wikipedia

I’ll take your word for it. That sounds weird.

[andros]

dougie, mad props for that one. That was pretty good.

I’m convinced. Honestly, you’ve moved waaaay up my list of “Best SDMB Trolls.” Like, top 5, easily.

.

[jimbuff314]

@Drunky_Smurf

Yes. Here is a picture of a couple of homosexual men doing the pile driver, with clothes on for some reason , in front of a group of other homosexual men.

File:Brothers of Destruction Double Tombstone.jpg - Wikipedia

I gotta say, captured in mid-movement like that, it does look somewhat questionable.

[Antinor01]

@jimbuff314

I gotta say, captured in mid-movement like that, it does look somewhat questionable.

The small package is that way too…except not just mid movement.

[Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker]

But what I wanna know is. . .

Dougie_monty, are you still creating sock puppets on Wikipedia? :D:p

[dougie_monty]

@Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker

But what I wanna know is. . .

Dougie_monty, are you still creating sock puppets on Wikipedia? :D:p

That’s the same as asking, Do you still beat your wife?

[PorchePine]

@dougie_monty

That’s the same as asking, Do you still beat your wife?

I’m not hearing a “no”…

[Two_Dollar_Tallboy]

@dougie_monty

That’s the same as asking, Do you still beat your wife?

I don’t think I’ve commented in a pit thread before(I may have and forgotten), but you really are a piece of shit. Claiming that inflicting physical pain, injury and trauma upon another human being to creating a fake account on a website is something only a bottom feeder scumbag would do.

[simster]

@Two_Dollar_Tallboy

I don’t think I’ve commented in a pit thread before(I may have and forgotten), but you really are a piece of shit. Claiming that inflicting physical pain, injury and trauma upon another human being to creating a fake account on a website is something only a bottom feeder scumbag would do.

I think this may be the first time dougie_monty has succeeded in a whoosh -

dougie_monty’s comment was the classic “can’t win” question - you can’t answer it with a yes/no because its a “gotcha”. The only answer to such a question is "I have never … "

I do not believe dougie_monty was actually comparing the two actions - I may dislike his chosen religion - I may think he is an uneducated troll of a moron - but I do not think he advocates spousal abuse or equates it with “sock puppetry”.

Of course, with dougie_monty - using a sock puppet in a spousal situation may actually be abuse.

[74westy]

@simster

Of course, with dougie_monty - using a sock puppet in a spousal situation may actually be abuse.

Before I met my wife, I was in a spousal situation with a sock.

[3trew]

@74westy

Before I met my wife, I was in a spousal situation with a sock.

She still speaks fondly of you.

[Malacandra]

@Two_Dollar_Tallboy

I don’t think I’ve commented in a pit thread before(I may have and forgotten), but you really are a piece of shit. Claiming that inflicting physical pain, injury and trauma upon another human being to creating a fake account on a website is something only a bottom feeder scumbag would do.

I’ve never seen you before, and this one post has convinced me that you’re really stupid.

[dougie_monty]

@74westy

Before I met my wife, I was in a spousal situation with a sock.

Two things to deal with here.
ONE: 74westy, thanks for the funny answer. They are few and far between.

TWO: About the Wikipedia question: brutalizing someone is unthinkable to me. When I gave that answer I intended to avoid a trick question. I have neither beaten anyone nor been a “sock puppet” identity on Wikipedia, their position notwithstanding.

[andros]

@74westy

Before I met my wife, I was in a spousal situation with a sock.

Before I met your wife, I was too. Pow!

[Superdude]

@Skywatcher

Attempting to, anyway. dougie is to humor as esurance’s Milton is to technology.

Allow me to paraphrase Greg Geraldo:

“dougie is to humor what Wayne Brady is to black people.”

[Knowed_Out]

@74westy

Before I met my wife, I was in a spousal situation with a sock.

LMAO! They really set you up for that line.

[dougie_monty]

@Superdude

Allow me to paraphrase Greg Geraldo:

“dougie is to humor what Wayne Brady is to black people.”

:Sigh: All right, Superdude. Who is Wayne Brady?

[running_coach]

@dougie_monty

:Sigh: All right, Superdude. Who is Wayne Brady?

Hey look! An article on Wikipedia.

[andros]

@running_coach

Hey look! An article on Wikipedia.

Is dougie_monty going to have to choke a bitch?

[dougie_monty]

@andros

Is dougie_monty going to have to choke a bitch?

Are you going to compel me?