Damn, man. You got a Daytime Emmy! You ain’t supposed to be doing shit like this!
Getting banned from a thread is not something to be proud of…
The power of [DEL][COLOR=“Black”]Christ[/DEL][/COLOR] the Mods compels you!
CMC fnord!

Before I met my wife, I was in a spousal situation with a sock.

She still speaks fondly of you.
Really? She told me westy was a heel.

The power of [DEL][COLOR=“Black”]Christ[/DEL][/COLOR] the Mods compels you!
CMC fnord!
The Mods are going to compel me to choke a bitch?
If so, let the Mods tell me that themselves.
I am not of a mind to play Othello to someone’s Desdemona.

Much like his attempts at humor. dougie might be the most unintentionally funny person on this entire board but when the intent is there all he gets is the Internet equivalent of a blank stare.
I dunno. I often get a genuine laugh out of his comebacks. Most are pretty inane, but some of them are clever.

I dunno. I often get a genuine laugh out of his comebacks. Most are pretty inane, but some of them are clever.
Well, in my time I’ve dealt with some people with arrogant, contemptuous attitudes. I learned how to give as well as I got. Especially with that German carpenter who showed such contempt for Americans in general. (His own wife told me not to take him too seriously.)

Well, in my time I’ve dealt with some people with arrogant, contemptuous attitudes.
What about people outside the JWs?

What about people outside the JWs?
Don’t be a smart-aleck.

Don’t be a smart-aleck.
I am wounded by your devastating comeback.
Or I’m laughing too hard to breathe. I’m not sure which.

I am wounded by your devastating comeback . . . .
So’s yer old man!

I am wounded by your devastating comeback.
Or I’m laughing too hard to breathe. I’m not sure which.
cuts like a knife, doesn’t it?

That’s the same as asking, Do you still beat your wife?
By the way, I did mean that in gest. I don’t remember what update history I was looking at when I came across that mention someone thought you (or someone with your same name) were creating sock puppets. I personally didn’t buy it, but I’m not a Wiki admin.

I am wounded by your devastating comeback.
Or I’m laughing too hard to breathe. I’m not sure which.
:Sigh: The purpose was not to wound, but to elicit a straight answer.
Oh–and never rely on an answer you’ve written in invisible ink!

Well, in my time I’ve dealt with some people with arrogant, contemptuous attitudes. I learned how to give as well as I got. Especially with that German carpenter who showed such contempt for Americans in general.
Jesus was German?

Jesus was German?
:Sigh::rolleyes:
Keep doing those deep-breathing exercises. Eventually, you’ll have killer abs.

Jesus was German?
Handel is Messiah?

Handel is Messiah?
He’s NOT the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!!
Anyone want to give odds on whether or not dougie will recognize THAT reference?

Keep doing those deep-breathing exercises. Eventually, you’ll have killer abs.
Hahahaha!