Does “My Weekly Reader” still have a book club?
Well, you sure achieved the nonsensical part.
I wouldn’t know–I haven’t seen it since I finished the 6th grade in 1961.
–pen feather 1:1.
If you can even attempt to estimate how many books you’ve read in your lifetime, you’re not well-read.
This is the most epic battle since Sir Artard the Feeble matched wits against the treacherous Dungheap of Canterbury.
Considering he’s asking what a selfie is, it seems he hasn’t even read anything on the internet other than this thread in the past 2 years (or watched a news program, either).
It’s my specialty.
Should we tell him what a selfie-facial is?
When a man, his hand and his dick love each other very, very much…
Will he be hiding under a desk waiting for you to go away?
I ran this by a lawyer and she rolled her eyes at me for wasting five seconds of her life.
OK dougie, focus with me here…
You said “I have read matter from The Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison”
not “I have read The Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison”
The way you phrased it led me to think you read sections of The Invisible Man, not the whole book. Then you said you did a book report on it. I remember when I did book reports, I usually didn’t read the whole book. I read just enough to sound like I knew what I was talking about when I wrote it up. I got As too.
Now, how long ago was this book report? Were you in high school? That would be over 45 years ago. Not exactly up to current events with that, chief.
Kudos for reading Asimov. The man truly was one of the 20th century’s great visionaries. But again, the bulk of his work was decades ago. Still not up to current events.
Have you read anything contemporary, say within the past 20 years? You didn’t know about facials and selfies. You see the point we’re trying to make here? You are seriously out of touch, chief.
To be fair, my 34 year old brother has an extensive library (mostly christian books), reads all the time and earned a masters degree with honors. I doubt he knows what a facial is.
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Actually, that’s pretty good advice from Smeghead. We get really twitchy about any mention of lawyers and the SDMB, and threatening one with the other is pretty much an instant ban. I’m not doing it in this case, because you didn’t appear to be threatening the SDMB directly, and also because the odds of you finding a lawyer for this issue who wouldn’t laugh you out of his office are vanishingly small. But given your general inabilities to both react proportionately to other people’s posts, and to state your own intentions and viewpoints clearly, it would probably be a good rule of thumb for you to avoid using the words “lawyer” or, in particular, “lawsuit” on the boards.
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For WHAT??? Are you fucking retarded?
The libel continues! Oh, it’s going to be a big payday for dougie when this is all over.
Incidentally, does anyone else keep misreading the title of this thread as “immortal cultist?”
Yes. And would it be wishing harm on a member if I said I really hope he’s not.
Ia ia Jehovah fthagn!
And “copier”.
I didn’t.