Dougie_monty is an immoral cultist

That’s just the most recent example, er, was the most recent example. There are plenty in his Witness haters thread. :slight_smile:

Oh? And pray tell, what sophisticated stuff do YOU read, Voyager?

“Be Prepared.”

Considering that one of you has brazenly contradicted me on a matter about which he/she knows absolutely nothing (a book I have read), I believe I have some latitude here. But just a little. I shall be prompt.

“One of you”? What the hell? This isn’t Star Trek and we are not the Borg. If you can’t see us as individuals then maybe you should disfellowship yourself.

For one who “claims” to not like being sassed you sure do like to sass people.

If you report my post and talk to your lawyer I’m going to have to start sassing you.

Hahaahahahha!

I’m picturing dougie taking selfies by sticking his head in a copier.

On a side note:

Um… Yes? When you’re wrong, the correct procedure is to admit it and retract your statement!

Oh, I know - I was merely mocking his old-timey word usage.

Telling him what books he hasn’t read is slanderous, I tell you!

Cue the outrage!

See Post # 153 in the earlier thread in IMHO. I apologize for being 1 hour and 26 minutes later than I promised. I do not apologize for the disappointment the Dopers anticipating my answer.

:Sigh: Would someone please tell me what “selfie” means?

I hope I’m not coming across like a junior mod but wasn’t “go disfellowship yourself” ruled against the rules? Or maybe my memory is faulty.

Truly, you have explored the entire spectrum of English literature, all the way from A to B.

There’s no quicker express ticket to Banville than to starting threatening lawyers. Just a friendly heads-up.

You never read a book in your life.
Bring it!

Thank you, Dorothy Parker.

Sounds like you want a ticket to * Belle*vue.

Haven’t I? Besides the books I’ve mentioned (and I have more than 300 books, which have nothing to do with Archie or * Mad)* I have all five Straight Dope books and have read all of them several times. How d’ya like THEM apples, Edgar?

People who sin against the language with a word like “disfellowshipped” should not only be ostracised but cast into the outer darkness where there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Is he in your book club?

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I guess it could be taken that way but I did not mean “go eff yourself”. I meant disfellowship in the real meaning since that’s what this thread is about, doubie_monty’s view on it being a good thing.

disfellowship, as I take it to mean from the context of this and the other IMHO thread, means for your church to kick you out and your church and family and friends to shun you.

So I meant that he should kick himself out of his church and shun himself. It was meant to be nonsensical and a joke.

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or maybe you were making a joke and I got whooshed.