Dr. Evil gets his architect's license

Don’t believe me? Take a look!

ONE MEEELLION SQUARE FEET!!!

Pinkie to corner of mouth.

Holy crud, what a likeness. I didn’t spend seven years in evil architectural school to be called ‘mister,’ thank you very much.

That image was truley disturbing.

Does that mean his next feat of architecture will be a mountain carved out in his own image, housing a fortress of destruction?

Or perhaps the Guggenheim in Rio de Janeiro will be his secret base of operations. The mind boggles.

I thought the Guggenheim was that giant skateboard ramp way uptown?

“Could I get some freakin embedded columns over here?”

Sure, there’s a resemblance, but…

He’s not quite evil enough. He’s semi-evil. He’s quasi-evil. He’s the margarine of evil. He’s the Diet Coke of evil: just one calorie, not evil enough!

He can now design his own hollowed-out volcano lair!