Just how gay are we talking, here? Barney Frank gay or blazing, shrieking Carmen Miranda gay? If Elton John took a direct hit, would he reverse polarity? How much money would it cost to pay somebody to hit Chuck Norris with one and videotape the results?
Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick that bomb with his nuts and then proceed to knock up every chick in a 5-mile radius.
And all embarrassed that they’re wearing the same outfit.