Maybe he does have a degree, I don’t care! I’m tired of hearing about him.
Don’t say, “Moron, switch the fucking channel,” 'cause you’re gonna hear him anyways. He’s quoted on the radio, clips are played on other shows, your family and friends are gonna say, “Oh, he’s SO right. I mean, my gawd…”
How can anyone think that they’re able able to come to the crux of a problem after a five minute interview?
And the answers he does give…
Tie my testicles with fishing line, stick needles in my eyes, peel the skin off my buttocks and make me sit in a salty lemon juice solution while reading jump the shark threads to me with Whitney Houston singing Spanish love songs to a naked Rosie O’Donnel riding a druken emu around my living room!**
*“Sometimes, you just have to yell at the horse.”
“I don’t know you, but I can see that you’re wrong.”
“If you’re hysterical, it’s historical.”
“You need to step off the love train and find a real job.”*
God Damn it to Hell on a fucking puke stick covered in rancid ferret meat grease! What the fuck are you telling these people?
Sometimes, I have to work on a project ( I remodel ) while people are home, watching this festering boil in a ill fitting suit ruining someone’s life for the sake of Oprah’s ego ( which will be eclipsing the sun in a few days, visible to Ausie Dopers, G’Day y’all ) and to hear his own demonic voice on TV.
Can you tell I think not much of him?
I also don’t think much of radio call in shows, Dr. Laura, Dr. Lecter’s Night On the Town, but I’m not quite as annoyed at them. I don’t care much for Dear Abbynormal Landers except as entertainment.
If you have a problem that bad, get real help. Not a five minute fix.
Wow. I feel better!