So, I successfully defended my PhD thesis this morning.
Whew.
I’m still in a bit of a daze. The defense itself went fine, but I’ve been a grad student for mumbledymumble years, and I’ve been working so hard on my thesis this summer, that I don’t hardly know what to do with myself at the moment.
Not work, for sure, at least until the champagne buzz wears off.
The title is “An Extremely Narrow Application of Radiative Transfer Theory in Planetary Astronomy that Would Lead You to my Real Name in Google in About Three Seconds.”
There are photons in it. And wee particles. And a large, useless blob of gas.
I read the title as “Dr. Podkayne fries in the big house,” and I thought, “Jesus, they gave you the electric chair? For what? And how in hell are you still posting?”
Congratulations on your PhD, and on not receiving capital punishment!