So I’ve got today off and wifey is “working” from home today so we rode our bikes to Tully’s (local coffee shop chain) for breakfast.
We got our coffees and pastries and sat outside.
There’s a woman there with a stuffed gorilla in her arms. She’s talking to it. She’s also reading her bible to it. We didn’t take the table next to her.
There’s a dog too. It seems to be her dog. The dog likes to chase bees.
After smoking some cigarettes and reading and conversing with her gorilla, the woman gets up and starts walking across the parking lot. The dog follows. I’m somewhat relieved that she’s not driving. I notice the dog is still chasing bees.
At about this point, a woman in a Volvo SUV hits the dog. Gorilla woman keeps walking. Dog yelps and gets back on his feet. I don’t think he was too hurt.
A concerned guy runs over to the gorilla woman who is now way on the far side of the parking lot. A couple concerned ladies in an Accord pick up the dog. Some one tells them there’s an animal hospital just around the block. They start driving off with a tray full of coffee drinks on their trunk. I run after and stop them.
Concerned guy returns from talking to gorilla woman. Shrugs and says that it wasn’t her dog. Accord ladies drive off with dog.
Volvo SUV woman is crying in her car. She drives off with the hatch open, stops and closes it, then continues on.
That was all kinda weird.