This would kinda explain Charlie Sheen.
I’m doing very well thank you, but wonder if you’re getting me mixed up with Unauthorized Cinnamon who’s been iller-than-me recently?
If so, you’re not the first. I’m preggers, but not ill 
Nothing. It’s just The Hobbit with fewer dwarves.
And more breasts.
And much boringer dragons.
And protagonists who really actually might die. And very few all-good or all-evil characters, with most of the characters morally ambiguous.
And, oddly enough, less incest.
Prof. T was kind of a freak.
I don’t remember any professors in Middle-earth. Was Prof. T at Middle-earth U? Shire Community College?
And which Hobbits were getting it on with relatives? Wow, did I miss that in the subtext!
Arwen was Aragon’s great-great-great—aunt.
Oops. I just spoilered the entire LOtR trilogy!!! I’ve ruined it for everyone…
What kind of illiterate, mouth-breathing slob hasn’t read The Hobbit?
Quite the GILF she was.
Just want to join the pile-on of DrMouthBreth.
My experience has shown him to be ignorant, overly sure of his processing power, and he doubles-down on the suckitude by using the rolleyes smiley while being wrong.
In addition to that little episode in The Silmarillion.
Well, you have to know where to look[sup]*[/sup].
[sup]*[/sup]In my terrible, Fili/Kili slashing mind, mostly.
There is a small population that derives pleasure from being consistently wrong. It’s a form of masochism; they are driven to make bold assertions about topics they are wholly unqualified to speak on, and no matter how often they are revealed to be completely ignorant, they can’t stop themselves. They thrive on the public humiliation.
I’m not one to judge. I experimented a little with being wrong in college, and found that it wasn’t for me. And I don’t care if these people want to be wrong in the privacy of their own homes, as long as they’re not always in your face about it.
Has the tired old “It was just a JOKE!” defense ever worked? Anywhere?
READ Game of Thrones!?!?!?! WATCHED Game of Thrones?!?!?!? And for this you think you’re superior? Screw all of you - I AM Game of Thrones! Game of Thrones is my freaking autobiography! You don’t know squat about Game of Thrones other than what some lame, wannabe writer or asinine TV script monkey tells you. I WAS THERE! Get the hell out of my realm and back to your mundane existence, all of you!
[sub]The above is a lie, I did not really live Game of Thrones. In fact, I have no more concept of what GoT is than I do “Outlanders”, which I have also neither read nor watched. I just wanted to one up you all. And I did. Nyeh![/sub]
I feel bullied.
Waitaminute. Elrond was her dad, right? I believe elves are monogamous, right? I can’t imagine Arwen having siblings, but I can very much imagine her having cousins. Arwen was related to Aragorn as a cousin.
Heh.
Nice.