Okay I am sure this topic has come up in here before, but I am so sick of fucked up drivers I could scream!
I need a bumper sticker that says “I don’t have a gun, I have PMS get off my ass you fat fuck!”
Cut me off, I don’t care I don’t have insurance anyway
Ride my ass, I need the money when your front end meets my ass end
Turn signals are not optional equipment you freak
Weave in and out of lanes, I don’t know what the fuck you are going to do
Take your mini van and stick it up your ass tell your kids to shut the fuck up or your going to pull the car over and slap some ass…
Just because you have a truck doesn’t mean you have the right to act like a fucking bully, I used to have one too you dickhead, and it was bigger and badder than that fucking piece of shit 1/2 ton
See I have a middle finger too
You passed my ass way back there, but there you are right next to me at the freakin stop light, bet you get great gas mileage driving that way
Stop sign? Didn’t you learn that you stop on red, go on green?
Shit dude, I am already going 10 miles over the speed limit…who are you Mario Andretti? This isn’t the Indy 500
Quit playing with your hair lady, you look like a slut anyway, it’s a worthless task, get your damn hands back on the steering wheel and pay attention
I can only go as fast as the traffic ahead of me, I am not going to ride the ass of another car because your ass is in a hurry
Quit flashing your lights at me fuckbrain, I haven’t even gotten to a point to safely enter the right lane and I am going 90 in a 75 zone…fuck what’s your hurry
Turn off your damned fog lamps, it’s a clear night and I can’t see have you no fucking clue?
Read my lips F-U-C-K-U
It’s not my fault you learned your driving from “I Own the God Damned Road” driving school…
Man that feels good, thank God for this forum…and well, sorry God I took your name in vain…I am better now