Enzyte Bob is up and at 'em! He’ll give them a stiff kick to the…ribs, and if any more bad guys have any bones to pick with him, he’ll be sure to unleash his deadly sidekick, Mr. Cyclops, on them.
Thyroxine doesn’t do much, but man oh man, she’s got some LEGS and she knows how to use them.
Thorazine with get rid of that stain in no time.
I’ve always thought of Abilify as a Harry Potter spell. Not sure what it would do, exactly. Maybe it’d be some manner of counter-curse.
Wielder of cosmic forces. Caster of powerful spells. It’s Nexium the magnificent.
Heroin, the female protagonist.
Actually, that sounds more like a circus act.
Flomax and Rapaflo can change the course of mighty rivers.
Zyban fights the good fight against evil villain Nick O’Teen.
Anusol will put his finger right on the problem.
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At the end of the day, does he enter the house wearily and tell his wife that he had a hard day at the orifice?
Slightly off-topic…
Once I had to do a little work in a tiny Mexican village called** Tazaquil**. I always thought that was the perfect name for some drug – maybe a sleep aid or painkiller.
I knew someone who named her daughter Allegra.
Watch out! He’s aiming his ondansetron at you!
The Belching Hero, Aciphex!
Zocor, able to leap tall moutains of cholesterol!
Keflex, the amazingly limber microbe-fighter!
Pah, none of these will get past the mighty Provigil and his trusty sidekick Nuvigil!
“I’m sorry Dave, Haldol don’t play 'dat”
No, Zoloft is definitely a villain - an Eastern European one. Baron Zoloft.
But how will Zoloft do against the mechanical hordes commanded by Robaxacet?
That’s Baron von Zoloft.