I would never be heroic, I am Navane
Abilify will turn your bowels to cement with a glance! 
Buspar. In my experience, usually pronounced “BYOO-spar”, which to me sounds like the name of a comic book donkey wearing a straw hat with earholes.
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Baron Zoloft would be victorious; he would use a Teca Xabor.
Valium will be too relaxing, but Risperdal will take care of everything for you. And Zyprexa, the stopper of psychosis…or Neurontin and Tegretol…
Singulair always reminds me of a re-seller of single engine aircraft…
But Lasix and Dyazide will keep you going!!!
Abilify is a helpful spell in the magical kingdom of AstraZeneca. It concentrates power, making sure that witches and wizards have more strength than they would otherwise.
But has the unfortunate side effect of making them gain weight.
How about -------- the Mighty NitroQuik?
She was nothing to sneeze at.
(I am so ashamed of myself for that)
Reminds me of the Sporcle game, Drug or Pokemon.
By day she’s Ibuprofen, a mild-mannered nurse. But a cape and colorful Spandex body-suit later, she’s Advil Girl, teaming up with The Tylenol and the Amazing Asprin to fight the Menstrual Menace.
(And, yeah, aches and fevers too. But the MM is a reoccuring foe).
Curses! Foiled again by that dastardly devil Abciximab!
As a pharmacy student, I find this quite entertaining.
Never fear, Cefdinir is here!
Beware the wrath of Xal-Kor!
No… wait… that’s a comic book hero whose name sounds like a drug.
The impish tormentor of super-heroes, ketoconazole, who can only be gotten rid of by making him say his name backwards (elo-zanoc-otek).
The amazing Vicodin will sedate that angry crowd of pepper spraying rogue cops.
Some of these sound more like Lord of the Rings characters or places.
Cefdinir
Isordil
Omnicef
Aciphex
StG
I had that very thought the first time I read a list of cephalosporin antibiotics. “Cefsulodin, son of Cephalexin, brother of Cefazolin…” Cefdinir is one of those too. You could have a whole tribe of elf warriors there.
This looks like another hairy situation for Rogain from the planet Mynoxodil.