I’m somewhat ashamed to say that I once named a bank mule alt, in WoW, Levitra. :smack:
Don’t worry, Colace will soften them up.
(By the way, I actually once met a young man named Darvon.)
The pharmaceutical company I used to work for let employees suggest names for drugs entering clinical trials. They stopped because too many jokers submitted suggestions like “wham-bam-thank-you-maam” for lactam derivatives.
Celexa, queen of the galaxy.
Albuterol will take care of all of this… you’ll be sorry you ever messed with him!
Stay out of the way of Protonix! He is a proton, never a neutron!
There is a poster on an anti-quackery blog who calls himself “Lord Draconis Zeneca, VC, iH7L. Forward Mavoon of the Great Fleet, Suzerain of V’tar and Pharmaca Magna of Terra PharmaCOM Orbital HQ”. :dubious:
I always thought Aciphex sounded more like a weapon wielded by Howard Sterns’ “Fartman”. :eek:
“Put on your gas masks! He’s using Aciphex!” 
She and her army of clones can defeat any foe, she’s Clonazepam!
I have to brag that I still have a mint condition Issue #87, where Zevalin and Rituxan defeated Bexxar on planet Revlimid.
You all will bow (and possibly sleep, waking up with your tights disheveled) before the might of…Rohypnol!!