http://blogs.windsorstar.com/2013/07/23/drunk-man-attempts-swim-across-detroit-river/
Shouldn’t he also be busted for entering the United States illegally?
You’d have to be drunk to even want to get in the Detroit River.
I don’t know, seems kind of cool. The man had a dream and he lived it. Don’t know what kind of swimmer he is, but its not that far of a swim, about half a mile or so according go Google Maps.
Wait. He claims he made it, but was found swimming on the Canadian side having jumped in the water from Canada. I call bullshit. You hear that, Disneyman? Bullshit! 
The best part of the article:
I think she nailed it.
As someone who also went on a few inebriated swims across rivers and lakes back in the day, all I can say is “Way to go you, you… big dumbass.”
He should get a tetanus shot and tested for possible toxin contamination. I mean, seriously, the Detroit River is not a clean body of water.