My Friend Sent Me This Link A Couple Days Ago
Canadian Crime Crew
It Has Pictures And Videos Of Drunk People Doing Really, Really Dumb Stuff.
Its Because Of People Like These Guys, That There Is Warning Labels On Household Chemicals.
Always Good For A Good Laugh 
The last drunk person I saw changed his name to something that refers to illegal activity and then started posting on a message board. I think his name was something like 420 4ever or something like that.
I’ve been a drunk guy doing stupid things. The dumbest is probably the time I played QuickDraw with a (IIRC) City of Fairfax police officer. Do Not Try This At Home:
A bunch of my buddies and I were drunk, and decided to walk home. About half way there, we said “Screw this” and decided to call a cab from the phone at the nearby little strip-mall dealie. While waiting, we were screwing around like drunk people do, jumping and making noise, which drew the attention of the deputy in question. He pulls up, gets out of the car, and asks something or other (How you boys doing or some such)while walking toward us. So, brilliant guy that I am, I leap in front of him yelling “Hey, we’re drunk, want to see some ID???” and reach into my back pocket and whip out my wallet as quickly as possible and point it in his direction.
The man looked like he shit his pants. He got back in his car and drove off.
I felt bad for the guy later on, and of course realized what a dick I was, and that I was lucky not to be arrested or shot.
What a jerk. I’m better now, though.
Cross-posted Spam.