First off the link to the story of the drunken asshole and his now dead daughter.
So here we have someone who is such a shitty parent that he has to have a court ordered “parenting plan” to tell him not to drink then drive with his kids. This ought to be our first clue that we’re not dealing with a responsible, sensible person here. Then we have snow, a pickup truck, an inner tube, some kids and a brick wall. Not what I would consider a good combination overall–even if I were drunk as Cooter Brown I would not think towing a nine year old behind a pickup truck on an attached inner tube would be a good idea, and I think I’m safe in assuming that most people would have to agree with me here.
But let’s just say that I’m all intoxicated with the wonderfulness of the snowfall (and nothing else, just for the sake of argument) and I have a passle of kids who are pestering me to tow them behind the pickup truck, and judging by the activities on my own street there seem to be more than a few idiot parents who acquiesce to this sort of importuning. Morons. Ahem. Okay, we’re just at the level of “bad judgement” so far.
Things go horribly wrong, and my young daughter is smashed against a brick wall as I’m whipping around the parking lot having a great time. At this point I’d think the smart thing to do would be to call 911 so there would be a good chance to save my daughter’s life–can I get an AMEN from the chorus here? Thank you.
Not Drunken Asshole! Nope, what he thinks is a good idea is to drive from the school where the accident occurred, here in the pickup truck (one wonders if he took the time to untie the inner tube, or just cut the rope?) to a hospital about five miles away, here through snow choked streets (on which traffic was probably moving VERY slowly) while she was dying.
He never called 911 (others in the neighborhood had called before the accident, because towing kids behind a pickup truck is, umm, ILLEGAL) but he did call his lawyer as soon as he got to the hospital. Hospital staff and some teens who were taking part in the inner tube festivities both note that Drunken Asshole had alcohol on his breath, and I for one can’t think of any OTHER reason to call a lawyer instead of a paramedic after an accident, can you?
So a cute little girl is dead, but we can all breathe a sigh of relief knowing that Drunken Asshole Dad is well represented legally and will have his rights looked out for appropriately, yay! In fact, since the girl was transported over to a hospital in Oregon before the Washington cops found out what had happened, there’s a legal impediment to taking a blood sample to establish whether or not DAD was drinking at the time when he slammed his little girl into a brick wall and then drove her to the hospital.
Ain’t it all just grand? Wouldn’t it be REALLY grand to pound motherfucker DAD’s head with a 1.75L bottle of tequila until it was as soft and squishy as his daughter’s?
For added fun, read the statement from the family…
Damn, sometimes I hate people, I really, REALLY do…