I’d like to know…
Anyone else doubt that was just drunk?
8-ball? Too much ketamine?
Profoundly fucked up. I hope that they called an ambulance for him, and weren’t just waiting for him to get it together enough to wander out into traffic.
I think there’s definitely more at work there than blind drunkenness. While balance always becomes an issue when you’re three sheets to the wind, I don’t think there’s ever been a time when I forgot which way “down” was. Plenty of times when I couldn’t help aiming at it though.
Here’s a version from Red State Update.
Red State Update is a couple of liberals pretending to be rednecks from Tennessee. They do political humor mostly. This one isn’t overly funny, but I like a lot of their stuff. Check them out.
Yeah, I’m thinking he has ingested way more than just alcohol.
To me it looks like he has a neurological problem on top of everything else.
He had the hands of an NFL wideout hanging onto that blue bowl on his way out, though. Props for that. And he kept trying to put it back. I have to agree with sad, and as I detox tomorrow, I can say with all honesty that I cannot ever recall being so wasted that I literally was trapped by the floor.
That’s a whole 'nuther level of intoxication.
The poor guy. He was like a turtle on an escalator - surrounded by an endless landscape of possibilities of ending up trapped on his back (i.e. level ground).
I’ve been almost that drunk. I’ve had people come into my store, almost that drunk, and try to buy beer. Not only did I refuse, but twice, I called 911 simply because the customer was clearly a danger to himself. I mean, that guy in the video is almost guaranteed to get run over by a bus while walking home. Or kill a whole family while driving home.
Joe
I can tell by the pixels, and I’ve seen a lot of shops in my time.
Joe
I surely hope that guy wasn’t behind the wheel at any time before, after or for the next couple days.
I just saved the video as a favorite though. It’ll come really handy as reference material if I have to animate a drunk character!
If you redo “Take on Me” by A-Ha, with the drunk in the lead singer role, please send me a copy, because that just might be the funniest thing ever.
*I’m walking away
But I dunno which way is up
I’ll walk anyway
Slowly learning the cooler’s that way
Grab me a six
Oops, this case has made me lose my balance
Drunk on beer
(Drunk on beer)
Need more beer
(Need more beer)
Can’t stand straight
Here comes the flooooooooooooor!*
The guy looks extremely similar to a former coworker of mine.
His general appearance or his odd gait?
Yeah, that is prertty much what brought me to tears.
Kind of reminds me of that old kid’s fable “The Cheetah And The Jar Of Marbles”.
So does anyone know who this Budweiser lover is anyway?
Looks like an ether binge to me. I’ve seen poor idiots on ether with that little CNS control. Never that twitchy with alcohol.
More info with this link.
Stan, we need to talk.
A BAC of 0.491?
I take it back. He has surprisingly good motor skills for someone who should be dead.
I don’t think Stanley is our mystery man - photos in the news look like a different guy.