Whoa. Just freakin’ WHOA.
Sadly, I’ve been that drunk myself. Sure glad that’s not me anymore. 
Saw that a while back. The silent movie version is funnier though.
For a moment, I thought this thread was going to be about my old man.
Or my ex-husband.
roflmaokvuabanwikearabbit.
I’m not sure if that’s funny or just sad. I’m leaning towards sad.
I was looking at the time/date label at the top of the frame thinking that quarter to eleven was pretty early to be that drunk. Then as he’s leaving the store, you can see it’s AM, not PM.
I don’t even know how much I’d have to drink before I got into that state.
Sad gets my vote. Damn.
I’ve been very drunk a few times - you would have to be an extremely experienced drunk to be that drunk and not be asleep.
Am I the only one who thinks it was an act? The fall looks too soft and controlled to be accidental-- I’d expect a genuine drunken fall to be worse.
I don’t think you can fake that level of drunk.
If that’s an act, he’s up for an Oscar.
This guy is my hero.
Yeah, he looks like a mime doing performance art or something.
Ha ha!
Haven’t you guys ever heard of your inner monkey? It’s the little fellow who pilots you when you’re black out drunk, and protects you from head injuries and losing your keys.
I love how the entire time he’s struggling on the floor, his hand never leaves the beer. As someone in recovery, I recall that level of attachment very well. 
Damn, that hammered at 11AM and he’s still going. I hope everyone he knows sends that link to him to show him what a douchebag he is and he figures his shit out.
Yeah, and that rack of Funyuns was OBVIOUSLY Photoshopped.
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!