The first thing you will notice is that Verizon’s customer service is one of the very worst examples in the industry. They will tell you anything to get you on board, then once you’re paying, nothing happens.
After being sucked into a bureaucratic loophole with no DSL for–I kid you not–nine months while still paying for it, I finally got the bright idea to send out an e-mail that began something like this:
“I have been invited to testify before the House Commerce Committee regarding your company’s incompetent customer service…”
Boom. Fat pipeline restored in seventy-two hours, with periodic calls to make sure everything is A-OK.
Verizon’s actual service, though, is pretty darned skippy. It is mated with that Winpoet crap; Winpoet’s most important feature is that it appears to automatically degrade your upload/download speeds by a good twenty percent. Once I was up and running, I was trapped at about 600up/96down (while paying for 720/128).
You can blast right through that by going on over to the Tweak Test at www.DSLReports.com . I had to change my MTU settings and a few other features, but since I did I get a solid 716/128 all the time. That’s more than close enough after all the bullshit I had to go through.
Their service used to go on the skids a couple of nights a week, but things have since improved for me to the point where it’s only down on a bi-monthly basis. Still, that’s worth keeping in mind when you’re setting up for the first time and run into problems. Verizon’s customer service is not cognizant of their own service outage updates, and will waste your time all night long troubleshooting your computer when their own lines are down.
So before even calling them, I recommend you take ten or fifteen minutes to run the 800-number gauntlet until you find the number that gives a recorded message about what service is down where. If your area is on the list, give up for the evening.
Oh, and take down peoples’ names and employee numbers. They are much more polite and efficient when you do. I also sent out “smoochie” e-mails when the occasional CustServ superstar came along.