Jet pack - cutting board
horse whip…
horse whip…dental floss
hemorrhoid cream…
hemorrhoid cream - toothpaste
Take the guesswork out of which tube you’re grabbing!
Tablet -
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tablet-corkscrew (so you don’t have to put down your device to get drunk)
bubble wrap
bubble wrap - sandpaper
quill pen…
quill pen…switchblade
Slide rule…
slide rule-telephone (rotary dial, of course)
air conditioner -
air conditioner - welding torch
Garage door opener…
Garage door opener…roll on deodorant
Child’s tricycle…
Child’s tricycle - cement mixer
automatic drip coffeemaker…
automatic drip coffeemaker… pregnancy testing kit
Toboggan…
Toboggan… filing cabinet.
Church key…
Church key - The Doors 45 single “The Crystal Ship”
The complete Big Bang Theory seasons 1-12 DVD collection…
The complete Big Bang Theory seasons 1-12 DVD collection, walking stick.
Cement mixer…
Cement mixer… personal massager
Deli slicer…
Deli slicer…hand warmer
Blow dryer…
Blow dryer… bicycle GPS cyclecomputer.
Blender…
Blender - Etch-a-sketch
Candle…
Candle…(in the) Wind chimes
Smoke Detector…