Low level rant, so don’t expect any of the fine vitriol I usually spew. For those who don’t know, I work in a university, with a cafeteria area, and this morning I was ready to kick someone in the nuts.
Dickhead, yes you, the dickhead who was getting coffee this morning.
Does not common sense tell you that, when the place runs out of the little cream things, you can ask the lady who works there and stood less than ten fucking feet from you that more is needed?
Does not common morality tell you that you shouldn’t open a milk from the cooler, that is sold separately, use some for your coffee, take a fucking sip and put it back? It’s theft, as you’ve discovered. Granted it’s not a huge theft. It’s not a bank robbery, nor a gas station hold up, and it doesn’t affect millions.
It does, however, affect me. It’s dill-holes like you who contribute to the fact that I have to pay $1.65 for a small coffee. During the recent debate over the cost of things in the cafeteria, the vendors pointed to theft as the leading cause of thier high prices.
And to top it all off, when the campus police arrived, what was your fucking excuse? Come on, see if you can say it with a straight face. There wasn’t any cream, and the milk is very expensive. No shit! There’s a circular fucking argument if ever there was one.
Thankfully, the very same woman who you were too fucking stupid to ask for cream saw you and called the campus cops. If she hadn’t, I would have reported it. You stood there and begged them not to press charges, worried that your recent acceptance to the law school here would be affected.
They declined to listen to your whining, and I say good for them. If you can’t resist the temptation of a single serving carton of milk, what will you do with a client’s trust account?
Dickhead.
