Dudes of straight dope, if I type in proper english...

It’s not personal, it’s just because you’re a massive fucking retard. No offense. :slight_smile:

Like this. Groped by teh Gropist. Oops, scratch that, change the ‘o’ to an ‘a’. And grope me, again.

The dope is deep with tradition and history. You came in and disrespected the same and you were mocked for it. You really hold the key to being mocked here, as you found out with your text speak experiment.
Stick around, you’re not the first, nor the last to unsuccessfully try text speak here. This will pass if you play your cards right.

Spock: “How will playing cards help?”

I think the OP should go to the Debate and Discussion forum on Something Awful. They’re all about what he does. Seriously, you definitely won’t get mocked and chain-probated.

Spock, follow my lead. On, er, Beta Antares IV, they play a real game. It’s a man’s game, but, of course, probably a little beyond you. It requires intelligence. The name of the game is called, uh… fizzbin.

None taken

-No.
-Not nessessarily
-It appears so, at least to some extent
-Not exactly

yup - bro is mad.

chillax dude, its all lols from here in.

What you are saying makes sense, it does seem to be the tradition here.
Thanks

But guys, what if he’s Prince? Do you really want to scare Prince away?

He just wants 2 B our lover because nothing compares 2 Us?

Controversy.

Yes.

Oh, and just because it seemed to piss him off before, I should mention again that Hal has a bigger PlayStation than he does.

Let’s see if my magic still works:

I predict a short stay for our new ‘friend’, here.

[sub]Aaaannddd the countdown to the banning begins.[/sub]

No, it started back when I put him on ignore. Only a few have escaped the wrath of my ignore list.

Honest question, but too mundane for ATMB: If you put him on ignore, and he wrote the OP, how do you even see the thread?

I don’t. He’s resisting, but he’s also listening. I think we should cut him a break and let him settle down for a while.

You just made my head explode, introducing a new thought like that. My magic has probably gone away… You’re an asshole. I hope you’re satisfied.

Maybe we’ll get back to you, Munch. But don’t count on it…

Touche, ser. Touche.

I forgo6t to mention: Hal’s got a bigger dick, er… PlayStation. And I’m posting on a DELL.

Just so teh OP knows.