Dudes of straight dope, if I type in proper english...

[Drunky_Smurf]

@Little_Nemo

We love all the colors in the rainbow.

Also smilies. Lots and lots of smilies.

:):) May God Bless you and that other jerk ALWAYS! :):) Especially the athesits! :):)

[Gateway]

@Smeghead

None of those quotes violated any of the rules you posted immediately above them.

This whole “reading” thing is really quite difficult for you, isn’t it?

edit

[Gateway]

@Ranger_Jeff

I’m surprised you typed that in standard English. A little off, but still, an improvement. Were you too hurried to type “y s it just me 2 gt a wrning?”

Nope, not too hurried.

[Gateway]

@Nava

The one where he asked about attracting females? I hear the theme music to a classic nature documentary series every time I see that title.

I don’t get it

[Gateway]

@Ranger_Jeff

The jerk was strong in this one.

Thanks.

[Gateway]

@Morgenstern

You need to get a handle on how to properly eRage. In the furure, it’s best to use this format.

WHY IS IT JUST ME TO GET A WARNING?

This way, we can feel your pain.

Now I know, thanks for tellin me

[Gateway]

@Smeghead

None of those quotes violated any of the rules you posted immediately above them.

This whole “reading” thing is really quite difficult for you, isn’t it?

I think they do.
…and yes, I never learned how to read

[silenus]

Whiny troll be whining in ATMB too.

[iiandyiiii]

I don’t get it, dude… you seem to be going out of your way to try and antagonize people here. Would you ever walk into a party and start acting like a jerk, just because some people asked you to put out your cigarette or stop using curse words? Because that’s what you’re doing here.

[Kimballkid]

I’m going to go with: Because he’s an idiot.

[Siam_Sam]

I thought summer vacation was over now in the US.

[Spice_Weasel]

@Smeghead

None of those quotes violated any of the rules you posted immediately above them.

This whole “reading” thing is really quite difficult for you, isn’t it?

Eh, I think ‘‘blow me’’ might be covered under the ‘‘suck my cock’’ prohibition.

But yes, I think whiny troll is apropos.

[Cat_Whisperer]

@Nava

The one where he asked about attracting females? I hear the theme music to a classic nature documentary series every time I see that title.

Hinterland Who’s Who.

@Spice_Weasel

Eh, I think ‘‘blow me’’ might be covered under the ‘‘suck my cock’’ prohibition.

But yes, I think whiny troll is apropos.

Well, if you just blow on it, it isn’t technically sucking it.

[Gateway]

@iiandyiiii

I don’t get it, dude… you seem to be going out of your way to try and antagonize people here. Would you ever walk into a party and start acting like a jerk, just because some people asked you to put out your cigarette or stop using curse words? Because that’s what you’re doing here.

Well apart from very few posters such as you, no one has shown ME respect in this thread. So I responded back in the same way. Being insulted in over a hundred posts set me off. Maybe I shouldn’t have responded how I have. But if memory serves, the only antagonism apart from the OP were to people who were antagonizing me in this thread first.

EDIT not counting the threads being merged

[simster]

@Spice_Weasel

Eh, I think ‘‘blow me’’ might be covered under the ‘‘suck my cock’’ prohibition.

But yes, I think whiny troll is apropos.

well, there is definitely a difference in tone between the two -

[Shodan]

@Bob Ducca

My theory is that mods enjoy keeping a handful of low-level trolls around. Keeps the regular upstanding members focused on a common enemy instead of turning on each other.

It’s not working.

Regards,
Shodan

[silenus]

@Gateway

Well apart from very few posters such as you, no one has shown ME respect in this thread.

Why the fuck should we show you the slightest bit of respect? You barge in, type like you are mentally crippled, attack and antagonize anyone who corrects you and show absolutely not the slightest trace of intelligence. An amoeba would know enough to lurk a bit in a new forum and bone up on the local customs and procedures. But not you. So you got jumped on like the whiny-assed crybaby you are. Tough shit.

[iiandyiiii]

@Gateway

Well apart from very few posters such as you, no one has shown ME respect in this thread. So I responded back in the same way. Being insulted in over a hundred posts set me off. Maybe I shouldn’t have responded how I have. But if memory serves, the only antagonism apart from the OP were to people who were antagonizing me in this thread first.

EDIT not counting the threads being merged

Alright. If you really do have an interest in becoming a part of this community, then you need to make some effort at getting along. Playing the victim (whether legitimate or not) and antagonizing people is not going to help, unless your goal is just to needle people.

[BubbaDog]

@Gateway

Being insulted in over a hundred posts set me off.

And isn’t that the reason you are here?

You like being the asshole.
Everybody is enjoying the chance to call you and asshole.

Win/Win situation.

Carry on.

[Cheshire_Human]

@Crotalus

Thirty posts in 45 minutes. A brief, but obviously memorable, career.

I did a search, once, and there were three ‘grapists’ over the years. All probably the same person, all rapidly banned.

The world needs a new ‘grapist’.