Dudes of straight dope, if I type in proper english...

peace zoid :smiley:

Hey, as long as we don’t have to follow other peoples’ rules, Ohks gool narinna mestle bec sinther sif dasm langter.

Rules smules. I want to see Winnie-the-Poo rewritten in textspeak.

its always of value to be in touch with popular culture and slang terminology. not all the urban dic. is dross. cites or sites? :slight_smile:

dag.

shats durgle whipple gin ton mor.

singa thinga tigna gon don mang.

Language rules are for the weak minded!!!

:rolleyes:

I think you’re confuced.

I’ve had to look up a fair amount of acronyms, since joining here…I guess they save time with less keystrokes?

The future approaches!!

I haz a diztress!!!

viva la emoticons.

Okay, the smilie face you could have clicked on in the collection of smilies in the “Reply to Thread” page.

But how did you manage a question mark with two broken shift keys?

“Uh…Uh…Uh! It works sometimes…but not all the time…”

In other words, this guy just showed himself to be not worth the time spent reading his posts.

cut and paste. :slight_smile: “Uh…Uh…Uh! It works sometimes…but not all the time…” just like that.

and i do need a new keyboard.

Ouch
ETA: Sorry - not buying it.

I was going to ask the same thing. Along with quotation marks as well.

i此人工给过 他和chinese keyboard is 头blame 搜我无语,搜人人有,555

And he talks like a fag.

(Movie quote - no pitchforks required!)

Hey now, you don’t know my mother.

Fewer. :slight_smile:

Jesus fucking Christ! “our forum”. Look shitballs this isn’t your fucking moms basement where only you and your two nerdy friends get to decide who is and isn’t allowed to come down and drink pop and play DnD pretending your female elf characters are your real girlfriends.

If you don’t like that this is a public board then start your own and ban the rest of the world besides your 37 cats.

TSDR

too stupid, didn’t read

Do you mind that this makes you look ignorant and retarded to normal people?

do you mind that this makes you look like a dag?