Dudes of straight dope, if I type in proper english...

there will always be a minority who want the english language to remain as frozen as a beast, that doesn’t admit changes…but language and usage is a vibrant, evolving animal.

here dag if you don’t like the urban dic http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=378917

Right you are, everybody knows you should use a laser.

A agree. It’s one of the perks of not fully reading a thread before you post into it, but then…

Both of those things are the same thing. People trying to get what they want.

Language is a tool. A hammer is no use if it turns into a dildo while you’re swinging it at a nail.

Well, you just described my typical weekend!

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But text-speak isn’t “vibrant.” It’s simplistic by design.

I wouldn’t say it’s no use. Take a break, enjoy some me time. The nail will still be there later.

agreed. fuku2. 555

i was referring to acronyms and colloquial terms which have found their way into common usage, such as lol, rotfl, pwned etc.

That, or “in jokes” and jargon. Hi, Opal, or let’s throw things in the quarry, or Pickle Integrity, or whatnot.

A modest and sedate usage of informal “boardspeak” promotes communication. We can allude to the threat of intervention by the “mods” without having to say “the board moderators.”

There’s just a limit. A break-point, a point of diminishing returns. It’s like people who append thirty copies of the “smack” smiley. Why? One does the job just fine!

Well as one who had posted “Too Stupid Didn’t Read” in response to the op without reading much more, it really was an honest point to make to the op. That style results in many just not bothering to read it - too much effort to try to parse out what might be being trying to be said and a likely marker of little of value in the post.

It turns out that this op was able to hear that even though some of us did react that way - not reading further based on his initial post.

I wouldn’t say that such represents how people handle threads that are presented otherwise.

Sometimes you just want to persuade yourself that you’re beating someone to death (even if it’s only yourself).

And the dildo turns into a cactus. Things that keep changing are not typically very useful as tools.

…unless it was a latex rubber cactus impersonating a dildo. innovation is good. need is the mother of innovation. think forward young man and all that.

… you would still be a moron.

Obvious troll is obvious.

“Then I awoke. Was I a latex rubber cactus dreaming I was a dildo, or a dildo dreaming I was a latex rubber cactus?”

We can’t remember where we put the code to release the nukes. :smack:

I don’t think that’s very nice thing to say about your own sister. :dubious:

You all: dont care if you think i m immature but: I realized i will post on this forum NEway i want. if you have beef with that, well, too bad.

2 those who r respectful bout this and not oversensitive twits, then: its not bout hurting u. i feel its retarded 2 even have to say that

its not a moral obligation for me to conform to ur writing standards. u would think that a debate forum…, well i guess people wouldnt b butthurt if other people typed different from u. if u dont like it hit the ‘back’ button

Thank you. Drive through.