Which two singers would make the most unlistenable duet?
My vote: Bob Dylan and Louis Armstrong.
Me and my cat.
Tom Waits and Kim Carnes.
Sober, of course. Drunk, they’d be great!
I mean them, not the audience.
Ok, what the hell, everyone can drink and it’d be an awesome show.
Everyone could sing along, all sounding like a crowd of people gargling flaming charcoal.
Except my cat. He’s not allowed to drink.
psst…I love Tom Waits, and have nothing against Kim Carnes, but you have to admit they both sound like ‘Before’ commercials for some Cold and Flu remedy.
Nah. Dylan and Leonard Cohen.
David Bowie and Lewis Armstrong
Sous le dôme épais by Johnny Cash and Lene Lovich.
I think Bob Dylan & Neil Young would give me convulsions, especially if they both have to hit high notes.
Ray Manzarek and Yoko Ono.
I was going to say “Ethel Merman and Tiny Tim,” but then I realized, that, no, that would actually be fabulous.
It was bad enough when Dylan and Johnny Cash sang together on Nashville Skyline.
How about Ethel Merman and almost anybody? Carol Channing and Cher.
Maria Callas and Leadbelly.
Florence Foster Jenkins and . . . anybody.
How about Neil Young and Sid Vicious?
(Actually, Neil alone is enough to send me into convulsions.)
Actually, you’re right.
David Hasselhoff and Ashlee Simpson
Buffy Saint Marie and Joanna Newsom
William Shatner and Liza Minelli
Lou Reed and Metalica. Oh wait, already happened.
OK, Lou Reed and Tom Waits.
Kim Carnes and Rod Stewart. You couldn’t tell them apart 