Duets from Hell

Please. Let’s keep homophobic statements out of this thread. Harvey Fierstein and Rosie O’Donnell played the leads in Fiddler on the Roof.

And you thought Rosie was REALLLY convincing when she said how much she loved Tom Cruise, right?

That was actually the first thing that came to my mind. Ouch.

Michael Bolton and Celene Dion.
Of course, I think listening to either of these is torture, so ymmv.

Peewee Herman and Emo Philips .

Good, but how about:

Bjork and Lana Del Rey

David Lee Roth and Miley Cyrus

Frank Sinatra and Biz Markie

Captain Beefheart and Ringo Starr singing McArthur Park

Yoko and anyone else. She might not have broken up the Beatles, but boy could that woman not sing.

Kylie and Nick Cave. Oh, wait…

Not strictly a duet —Dylan’s on backing vocals — but close enough.