Does anyone know any Duffman(the simpsons character) quotes?
Please post your favourite here.
“Duffman can’t breathe, oh no!”
“Duffman is thrusting the general DIrection of the problem!”
“Duffman never dies, only the actors who play him!”
Ummm…yeah…the Duff corporation wholeheartedly supports the designated driver program.
NOW, WHO WANTS TO PARTY???!?!?!?
“Why don’t you can it, Howard.”
That quote’s particularly funny because he broke his Duffman character to say it.
Female Bartender: “You told me that if I slept with you I wouldn’t have to touch the drunk.”
Duffman: “Duffman says a lot of things – oh yeah!!”
“Duffman’s 401K was mis-managed! Oh-yeah!”
[looking at a picture of Moe]
“Now there’s a mug you don’t wanna chug! Oh yeah!”
“New emotions brewing in Duffman! What. . . would Jesus do?”
Objection! That party-hearty attitude is a registered trademark of the Duff Corporation.
Duffman: Whatever happened to fair use?! ::::groin thrust:::
OK…it’s funnier with the voice…
Slight nitpick, the female bartender did have a name, and a great one: Titania, rhymes with “pit-ania.” (From Juggernauts in Hollywood, California)
I can’t wait for the Moe’s with Duffman playset to come out.
“Duffman can never die, only the actors who portray him!”