Duffman was on the Simpsons again today, and as he is one of my favorite characters to quote, I thought that he should have a thread. Post Duffman quotes here! I’ll start:
Duffman can’t breathe!
New feelings brewing inside Duffman! What… would Jesus do?
Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem!
There’s a mug you don’t wanna chug! Oh yeah!
Duffman can’t die! Only the actors who portray him.
Duffman can’t breathe. Oh no! Oh!
Duffman: Duff beer is brewed from hops, barley, and sparkling
clear mountain… what?
Titania: Goat!
Duffman: Eh… close enough!
Homer: Aah! You can really taste the goat!
“New feelings brewing in Duffman…WHAT would Jesus do?”
Duffman says a lot of things! OH yeah!
…And Duff proudly supports the designated driver program…
[sub]Oh no, not tonight[/sub]
Duffman’s pension has been woefully mismanaged! OH yeah!
There’s a mug you don’t want to chug! Oh yeah!
Objection! That party-hearty attitude is a registered trademark of The Duff corporation!
Whatever happened to…fair use?
Is it just me, or does Duffman remind anyone else of Randy Savage?
Ooooooooooh yeah! The Mach-o Man!