After seeing this thread and my sad little reply…I knew I had to convince at least one of my stup…uh…awesome friends to come and join us here…
Welcome Duff_Man 
needs a little help on his P.H.A.T though
Hey…looks like we may have someone for the initiation…wheres the Initiation Gang when I need them :rolleyes:
Welcome Duff_Man!
You will find this place warm and friendly. We will be happy to explain our customs. We have a buffet laid on in your honour.
:: Wanders off to check on the ‘seafood’. ::
Yummy…seafood. Hey Sunspace…Initiation Complex perhaps?
Exactly!
Here in the Other Rooms, we shouldn’t have any problems!
Welcome. Don’t mind the goat. He’s just friendly.
Um, by the by, where is this Duff_Man that we’re already giddily initiating? More importantly, does he have cases of Duff beer? Oh well.
:: runs off to get the spatula and 55 gallons of canola oil ::
Oh, and Duff_Man? Don’t mind the horde of barbarian warriors. They’re okay, as long as they stay away from the controls.
Welcome Duff_man! And a belated hi and welcome to **Atheist Princess ** as well.
Duff_man? Oh yeah!
Wait, wait, wait. Atheist Princess wasn’t initiated? And she now has the Keys to the Evil Overlord Control Room Of Evil while Hal Briston is on vacation?
Uh oh.
:: glances uneasily around ::
Duff_Man, be welcome. Enjoy your stay. 
Duff_Man, no matter how nicely they ask, do not give them your puppy. You will not get it back. At least not a puppy full of innocence and cuddly playfulness like you gave them.
Damn you SDMB! DAMN YOU!
Puppy? What puppy?
:: looks around to see whether there’s any trace of the Little Timmy cultuists ::
Is that the goat used in the brewing of Duff Beer? (See quote #8 on this page)
:: checks to see if trebuchet is ready to go ::
Look at all those feminists. Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
Duff_Man to the rescue!
I’ve got the lollipops and cherry lube! Are we all set?
Welcome to the boards, Duff_Man! smooch
. . . because we couldn’t very well lay **Athiest Princess ** in your honor. ‘Twouldn’t be fittin’.
Anyway, welcome to the loony bin. You, too, AP!
Last time I looked, the squid still had Clothahump stuck in a room. I am not sure if he ate him or not.
I don’t think the squid is going to like any attempt to have calamari being made out of it, so I would advise you, Mr. Man, to drink heavily before you meet it. Relaxed muscles is a good thing.
Come out, come out wherever you are, Duff-man. Duff-man? Oh, Duff-man! Where are you, Duff-man?
checks under couch, behind squid tank, holds open the goat’s mouth and peers in Are you in there, Duff-man?
Say, he hasn’t been swimming in Russia lately, has he?