Problem is, that crazy self-confidence makes me sick enough to fucking puke. I refuse to be a walking talking TV infomercial for myself. What now?
Cuz boys are stupid? 
I am single because I realized that I value peace and emotional stability more than companionship, and I have yet to meet someone who could change that from an either/or proposition. For me, that’s a good reason but I am sure that it would qualify as dumb to some.
Also, sleeping with someone else isn’t very appealing anymore. (And yes, I do mean the sleeping part 
.)
Aaawww.thats so sweet.. I want some cd's :) :DBecause I entertain with foolish comedy and magic, leave them laughing or smiling and never follow through.
But tonight I left a note on a napkin:
“With small hope, to the sexiest woman I have ever met.
867-5309 (My Number)”
Because you want to drink straight out of the carton without anyone hassling you.
That’s your “dumb” reason for staying single?
I don’t think it is dumb. I think it makes perfect sense. But other people seem to think it is copping out or being negative (i.e. that when you are with the right person, there are no roller-coaster-days or if there are, it is worth it.) I always assume they just want me to have to share their hell. I love my life and have no intention of ever marrying, although I sometimes date. I don’t think humans are life-long maters either (also considered a dumb reason), but that has more to do with not marrying rather than staying single (as in no SO, even a temp.)
Good job. If it was me, I’d call you back.
My best friend, for many years, told me the reason he couldn’t find a girlfriend, and therefore wasn’t even going to try, was that there were no single women where he lived.
He lived in California, population 33,000,000. In San Francisco. Yup, no single women. That’s the ticket.