Dumbass things your co-workers do/did

Ok everyone I know we’ve all got that ONE (or many) coworkers that seem to be a few sammiches short of a picnic basket.

so, feel free to post what your co~workers do that is just dumb, and half-witted

I woulda posted this somewhere else, but it’s too Pointless.

Not show up on time.

Not show up at all.

Kante Sphell.

Can’t do the job when they show up.

When I go on vacation, I leave very careful instructions about how to get in touch with me, and beg everyone to please call me if there is any sort of problem.
I would much rather spend a few minutes on the phone with the office while on vacation than come back to some hideous snowballing problem that’s been sitting on my desk for a week.

Last year, I was on vacation in Europe. I returned to the hotel to find about ten messages pleading with me to call the office, and to phone a coworker at home if necessary. I called this person at her home, and the big issue was …
“would you be willing to do the marcarena on stage at the company’s end of year talent show?”

Ok, whatever.

I get back to the office, and find out that a problem with our payroll company has resulted in 45 people not receiving paychecks. I could have fixed this with one phone call, if anyone had let me know about it. The same macarena maniac told me she “didn’t want to bother me on vacation.”

Ok, whatever.

-like cut every 2x4 a half inch short?

-like dump a full wheelbarrow after being told not to try to go up the slope that way?

-like not know how to use a simple level?

-like air-nailing thumb to joist? (oh yeah, that was me… :rolleyes: )