Duncan, OK school teacher handing out bibles

The only time I’ve ever been handed a Bible is right after I’ve said, “Hey, could you hand me that Bible?” And it’s not like I hide in the bushes every time the Bible-hander-outters come around; I’ve faced plenty of harassment from Bible-thumpers and had plenty of civil conversations with decent Christians.

As for giving kids books, I feel perfectly situated to give kids books that match their interests and reading level and do so on many occasions. There are a few exceptions:
-Politics
-Religion
-Stuff that might earn an R rating in a movie.

Even then, I’m okay with some of it. I’m reading my students The True Confessions of Charlotte Doyle, a rip-roaring adventure story (seriously, if you have kids under the age of 12, find a copy of this book!) set on a merchant ship sailing from 19th century England. It’s full of murder and religion and class politics, and while I read it, I don’t shy away from any of these topics.

But that’s very different from giving kids a book that’s the sacred text of a particular religion, and frankly anyone who doesn’t see the difference is probably lying.

Next thing you know, they’ll be putting them in motel rooms.

What in the world does this have to do with pornography?

you seemed to indicate censorship was not acceptable under any circumstances… “censorship is censorship”

Never mind!

That’s a super-slippery slope. First of all, Porno can be illegal, so sayth SCOTUS.

Next, the Bible is important historical literature, I took a upper level Univ class about quotes from the Bible. The KJV was a textbook for that class.

People would celebrate diversity?

That is not the word of God but a poor translation. Let me help you with that.

Bibles do have their place in a public elementary school. And that place is the school library. Where I hope you will also find Harry Potter and Huckleberry Finn

The Gospel according to LOLcat.

So the teacher should just say “I can’t make available in the classroom a Bible/Koran/Torah/etc., but you can go to the school library and check out one of the copies there.”

I see, makes perfect sense. Never let a good outrage be tempered by logic. :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

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That’s a super-slippery slope. First of all, Porno can be illegal, so sayth SCOTUS. **Some can be, but something like Playboy isn’t illegal. So if a teacher is handing out Playboy and is stopped, is that censorship?

so it’s only censorship if a teacher is stopped from handing out “literature”? The test for censorship then turns quickly into a subjective assessment of the book in question.

That’s quite different from the “censorship is censorship” position originally set forth.

Fine. The bible isn’t pornography. It’s erotica. Happy?

Are you sure? It always struck me as fairly simplistic text, once parsed. We’re not talking Principia Mathematica or Wealth of Nations, here.

I genuinely thought the thread title was missing a comma and was about some guy called Duncan who’s a good-but-not-great schoolteacher and was handing out Bibles.

Yeah, I can see that :

Me, being an OK resident, I was just terrified what else might be revealed in the story. Thankfully, she was just dispersing bibles and not blowing the kids or something.

Here’s some sample text from a level Q book, the level we expect third graders to read and comprehend by the end of the year:

Here’s the story of Jonah from the New International Version:

That’s one of the easier sections of the Bible, and it contains words like calamity, perish, and terrified. It’s significantly more difficult.

Reading is about a lot more than text level, of course, but even if it were appropriate, I wouldn’t assign a whole class a story of this level for independent reading. High reading third graders, maybe.

Okay, so it would take a fairly bright third-grader. I’m not sure the concepts in the passage are hard to grasp, but I have no children and it’s been a long time since I was eight.

What’s a hard passage in the bible, in that the concepts are difficult to grasp? Hopefully one that isn’t so just for being nonsensical.

The King James Version or the Douay-Rheims Bible would be even worse! Those were the versions pictured in the video at the OP’s link, but I got the impression that that was because the editors of the video thought, “Hey, let’s see if we can find a picture of a Bible that we can splice in!” rather than that they were picturing the actual Bibles that had been distributed by the teacher in question.

I could see this being a very difficiult sentence to parse for a third grader.

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