Dutch Treat

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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From the Leisure Section of today’s Edmonton Journal… Coldfire… this one’s for you :wink:

Dutch Treat

Now there’s no reason to be bored in airports. A chain of brothels in the Netherlands has announced plans to open its newest bordello in Amsterdam’s Schipol Airport.

Report newsmagazine, quoting the Reuter News Service, says authorities are receptive to the new brothel, made possible by recent changes to legislation approved by the Dutch Senate.

Theo Heuft, a spokesman for the brothel chain says stressed male travellers will be the target market. “They could pop in before going home to the wife,” he said.

Why do I get the feeling that travel to the Netherlands is going to increase significantly?

We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another

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Hey! What about female travellers? Who caters to them? ::grumble::

:wink:

Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle.

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I read it too… it was bound to turn up here, of course :wink:

Yup, there’s a market for everything… and quite frankly, I could think of worse ways to spend an 8 hour lay-over.

Huh-huh. I said “lay-over”…

Coldfire: second to none but Satan.

“You know how complex women are”

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
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Wow, now that’s a layover.

What do I believe in? Not much that isn’t explained by logic and scientific experiment. And, you better believe, I want to see the logic and the laboratory equipment.
–P.J. O’Rourke–

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It seems I’ve found my long-lost American Uncle :wink:

Coldfire: second to none but Satan.

“You know how complex women are”

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
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Will they be accepting frequent flyer miles?

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Will they be issuing frequent flier miles??

-Melin

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::buys an airplane ticket to Amsterdam::

A girl has gotta go where the work is!
:wink:

I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

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Yeah, but think about how expensive a hot dog and a coke are at the airport. Who knows what you’ll pay for a handjob there.

“Popeye? Hm? He’s not much of a judge of women!” King Blozo

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“Coming soon to priceline.com”

so you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts. what’s so amazing about really deep thoughts? Tori Amos

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Maybe Nevada should do this, too.

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Fly the friendly skies folks.

It only hurts when I laugh.