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Another one from Florida. This is the guy who threw his daughter off a bridge. Is it just me or does his eyes seem really close together?
Looks a bit like Jack Black.
Oddly, a more slender, attractive Jack Black.
Except for the baby killing of course. I’m straight, and I don’t find baby killing attractive, but for the right woman it wouldn’t be a deal breaker.
I’m in the Central Gulf Coast. When places an hour away get freezes we still manage to stay warmer because we’re close to the water. It has been colder before, we’ve had some frosts but not so much so far this “winter”. It actually snowed here once back in the 70’s, pretty surreal. Are you in the Keys or Miami area? I’d be okay with the Keys if it weren’t for all the bridges and if it’s Miami, no thank you.
I give up on trying to defend Florida, everytime I do some other nutjobs step up their game. Maybe the mild weather just makes it easier for the crazies to be active all year round, maybe the Sunshine laws make it easier to find these stories, maybe our law enforcement and child welfare are overworked and underpaid and these people just get missed until they do something terrible? Maybe it’s just observational bias, people expect crazy from Florida so when something happens in Florida it makes the National News and when it happens in Ohio or Michigan it just makes it as far as local or regional? Whatever. Maybe it will keep more people from moving here.
Ft Myers. Southern gulf coast. Florida does generate more of these stories because of the generally unregulated nature of the state. In addition to the home-grown madness, it also seems to attract these kind of folks from everywhere east of the Mississippi. Florida is Americas sump.
Stupid, yet surprisingly salient joke.
The reason for all the Florida mocking is lingering butthurtery over the 2000 election. You never got jokes about how awful Florida is back in the 20th century. Back then it was all old people jokes and alligator jokes when it came to America’s Wang.
Looks like Charlie Sheen with a few more pounds added.
How bad a shot is the officer when the suspect has a bullseye tatoo right between his eyes.