So, I was reading a Great Debates thread–the one on obesity and the cost of health care–and I kind of decided something:
I don’t wanna die when I’m thirty.
I mean, okay; this is probably an exaggeration. That outcome isn’t terribly likely; plenty of real fat people in their thirties. But I don’t wanna die when I’m in my 40s, either. Ideally, I don’t wanna die ever, but. . .you know, realism here.
And so, I need to lose weight. A lot of weight.
I know this isn’t gonna be easy, for all the usual reasons; while “calories in<calories” is a simple enough expression, if it were easy, no one would be fat.
My living situation right now is somewhat sucktastic. In terms of meals, I’m by myself. I have a microwave. I have one of those ridiculously small mini-fridges, with a freezer that might, on a good day, hold a steak. If necessary, I can acquire a hot plate and a Foreman grill. Other than that. . .not so much. Assume that purchasing a larger fridge/oven/an actual effing freezer is not an option right now.
I’m willing to grocery shop as frequently as every three-four days. I’d rather not eat out; that’s what I’ve been doing, and it hasn’t exactly been useful. Plus, it’s expensive. I’m only cooking for myself, and don’t have a useable freezer, so a lot of the recipies are useless. Yeah, I can make six servings, but I’m probably only gonna get to three of them.
So. . .any recommendations for relatively cheap, simple meals that don’t require an oven, multiple stove burners, or a large amount of refrigeration? Quick would also be good, but that’s less likely. And, while living on three Cliff bars a day would be easy. . .you know, I could probably manage doing that for about three days, and it doesn’t teach me anything.
A few stipulations, because they always come up in these kind of threads:
1.) No, changing my living circumstances is, ATM, not possible, due to complex financial issues. I might be able to in a year. Not until then.
2.) Yes, I’m aware of the fact that I need to exercise. Right now, I’m out of shape enough that walking, swimming, and very light weight training are going to be about it. That’s not what I’m asking for advice on.
3.) I am aware that this entire mess is my fault. This is what happens when you eat like shit for five years and don’t exercise.
. . .and that’s basically it. It’s really. . .well, very pathetic of me to go onto a message board and ask this, but. . .I don’t wanna die.