Eating without any negative consequences

[Hari_Seldon]

@iiandyiiii

Even better!

First day:

My first breakfast would be 4 fried eggs over-easy, grits, an everything omelette, biscuits and gravy, waffles and blueberry pancakes, pastries, and fresh squeezed orange juice.

Second breakfast would be an assortment of charcuterie and cheeses, followed by pastries, and more fresh OJ.

Elevensies would be a cheesesteak wiv mushrooms and onions, and a dish of spicy spaghetti carbonara. Plus lots of German and Belgian beer (and more beer for every meal following).

Lunch would be a fried oyster po-boy plus an italian hoagie. And some Pakistani food – nihari and haleem.

Afternoon snack would be an assortment of sushi and a huge burrito with lots of guac. And chips, salsa, and more guac.

Dinner would be a thai feast, and very spicy Korean fried chicken, followed by caramel cake and apple pie.

Supper would start with seafood gumbo, then a rare ribeye, whole roast pork with skin, and an assortment of Korean barbecue, followed by chocolate cake and raspberry pie.

Late night snack would be pizza (high-quality NYC pizza with triple mushrooms).

Sounds good. Only my pizza would be my special pizza with pesto, goat cheese, olives, walnuts and parmesan.

And I would have the OP’s sundae instead of (or why not in addition to) the cake and pie.

[kopek]

Pasta and shellfish. If every meal could be some combination I would love it. My GP and cardiologist would kill me but I would love it.

[Guinastasia]

Sweets. Cake, cookies, ice cream, candy, pie.

And nothing but peanut butter, straight from the jar. I LOVE peanut butter.

Finally, I’d wash it all down with ice cold milk.

@Gatopescado

Homebrew.

Seriously. You can drink 4-5 liters a night and not get a hangover.

At least I can.

Bah. In this hypothetical, I want creme de menthe and blackberry brandy.

[Voyager]

@Leaffan

I do eat whatever I want, whenever I want. I never think about any consequences. I weigh 155 pounds at 5’8".

The thing is, I get full very easily. All you can eat buffets make money from me, no doubt.

Me too, except that buffets lose money on me. And my LDL is super low also.
I have no desire to eat 4 or 6 eggs for breakfast, though. Being so stuffed I want to barf is not a pleasurable dining experience.

[Weisshund]

Oh my, where would i begin?

Breakfast.
Pecan waffles butter and real maple syrup, duck egg omlet with onions peppers tomatoes and cheddar cheese, grits with butter, biscuits and gravy, Milk and OJ, strawberry crepes with real cream Grilled sardines on coarse buttered toast

No lunch, i’d never make it fit
Dinner?
I would not know where to stop.
Lobster
Any fish you could imagine, baked broiled and fried
Shrimp in every fashion
Deep fried scallops
Fried clams
Hush puppies
Roast duck and Cornish hens with stuffing
Literally everything from every chinese restaurant i could find, expect the pork.
Deep fried raviolli
Angle Hair pasta with butter and steamed broccoli, tossed with a ton of dried grated parmesan
A good shrimp gumbo
Baked mac n cheese
Scalloped potatoes and cheddar
Lasagne with ricotta cheese
Stuffed manicotti
Deep fried jalapeno poppers and mozzarella sticks
Stuffed bell peppers
A proper anchovy pizza
Panzarottis stuffed with cheese and mushrooms
Big juicy mushrooms sauted in butter
Deep fried gizzards
White Castles, one of everything.

Only 1 desert
Hot Fudge cake from Frisch’s Big Boy

I doubt i would get through all of that, i can think of more but i’d never get bored with what is listed.
I’d invite as many people as want to eat, maybe they are hungry

EDIT
Oh i get something to drink with dinner?
Heineken

[snfaulkner]

@Cardigan

No need to sequester oneself. Keep in mind there would be no social consequences. Your fellow diners will sit across from you completely unfazed and act as if nothing could possibly be more normal or mundane than you ordering ravioli, fried Twinkies, crab rangoon, French toast, and bean soup with a side of bacon and washed down with alternating pitchers of beer and lime Koolaide for breakfast.

Go ahead, this is the opportunity to realize one’s lifelong dream of being Mr. Creosote for a month.

Mr. Creosote had…consequences.

[Penfeather]

Human souls, washed down with the tears of the damned. And salt licorice.