Oregon is going to be a nightmare. And then some.
The governor has activated the National Guard. It’s predicted this eclipse will be the state’s greatest human [del]disaster[/del] event. Businesses that allow teleworking are being seriously encouraged to grant teleworking across the board. Even in Washington State.
Weather - Current long-range forecasts call for clouds and rain, with snow above 6,000 feet. The coast is predicted to have onshore maritime winds and normal morning fog. Woe be anyone staying at Depoe Bay and Lincoln City, thinking a Pacific Coast paradise stay and solar totality. It will get very dark but don’t expect to see the eclipse. If you think a quick morning check reveals terrible skies, then jumping into the car and racing east over the Coast Range could be a killer. The roads will be full of traffic or closed outright. If you get stuck in traffic and don’t have a full tank of gas, three days of food and water, you will be in trouble. Authorities will not be rescuing you.
Fire - The Pacific Northwest is at Level Five, the highest fire danger and the worst place in the country. Almost 7,000 wildland firefighters in Oregon and Washington. If the clouds don’t kill your viewing, the smoke and haze will probably do it. The Warm Springs Reservation (Nena Fire) is gonna kill viewing for lots of people. Super viewing spots in the Cascade Range are already closed because of current fire and/or anticipated fire. (Whitewater Fire)
Roads - Thinking of last-minute travel? Unless you’re on the road now, forget it. If you think you can get up real early Monday morning and get to a good viewing spot, join thousands of others planning the same thing. And for the few who get to a prime spot, it was gone a week ago. News tonight says Seattle to Portland-Eugene on I5 will be a parking lot Monday morning. You won’t make it.
Roads around these parts are scare and far and few between. All of them will be a mess. In the central high desert, there is no shade. Any little town in totality will be a parking lot. Madras has 6,000 people. They expect 100,000+ on Monday. The two main highways through town are crap driving on a normal summer day. And expect ordinary food, water, gas tr be gone before you even get there.
Flying - Seattle and Portland airports will be a zoo starting Friday. You should already be here by now. Plus, travel from Seattle will be a mess, and Portland traffic a real mess. If you’re renting a vehicle, better double-check and triple-check your reservation. Rental agencies are overbooked and they are cancelling reservations. With the fires across both states, your “guaranteed” reservation might very well be gone, taken by fire fighters.
Accommodations - Gone. Don’t plan to camp by the side of the road, either. Forget trying to camp on all the endless open range, either. It’s restricted (if public land) or closed entirely (private ranch land).
Food and Water - Bring three, to five to seven days food and water. Oregon has been gearing up for a while but there will be scarcities. If you get stuck, you’re on your own. Also, bring your own sanitation buckets and toilet paper. Whatever port-a-potties available will be limited everywhere. Many were already taken by fire fighting contracts. And if you find one, it will be dirty. The anticipated traffic nightmare means port-a-potty owners will not be doing daily cleaning. Expect dirty, full and overflowing port-potties starting Friday thru Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday …?
What The Media Isn’t Reporting - I have friends in Central Oregon. Ranchers. Bend and Redmond Walmart parking lots are full of RV campers (been full for more than a week); the locals have to park on side streets and walk to Walmart. As ranchers they keep finding folks on their lands looking to pitch a tent or park an RV. Not happening. Working ranches have cattle and sheep, or trying to grow food for winter feed. But that’s not the real issue. It’s wildlife. Ranchers are armed all of the time because they really do have bears, mountain lions and coyotes all over the place. But the worst are the rattlesnakes. One told me last week they are killing three to five rattlesnakes a day on their ranch. The drought is bringing out aggressive snakes. Aggressive as in driving down a ranch road, stopping the truck and as they try to get out of the truck, the snakes are already there, looking for shade and water and food. Nobody even walks out of the ranch house without being armed, wearing heavy leather boots and snake chaps. Local hospitals have stocked up on anti-venom. But if you’re foolish to get bit, and it’s a journey to the hospital, the clogged roads may kill you before you make it to the ER. Seriously.
On the other hand, there’s a family that bought land in the path of totality a few years back. They built a home on it. They plan to watch the solar eclipse from their home. When it’s all over, they will put the house up for sale. Yup, the built a house only to watch the eclipse.
I’m an hour north of totality. Still it will be 99.xx percent total. I’ve got a tent sized camera obscura I will use to watch the eclipse. Or just enjoy the brief darkness if it’s cloudy. Then I’ll sit back and watch the chaos unfold on television.