Ed Zotti

Hello Mr. Zotti…umm Ed, my name is aha. I have been here since before Christmas and I have posted more than 600 posts. I reckon it is about time that I introduced myself and the Missus.

This is Mrs. aha ( go on honey step up don’t be afraid… Ed is a nice guy)… heh… We are not use to being around administrators.

I have never posted to you personally but I have meant to, quite a few times.

I just wanted to say that I enjoy this message board very much and I have learned much since I got here. I think this board does more than just provide a way to post messages and exchange information. It allows one to look at their own intellect in a mirror image way through feedback from other posters. That makes this message board a valuable place to be.

Thanks to The Chicago Reader, yourself and all the moderators for doing such a excellant job in promoting a very humanizing endeavour like the SDMB.

And now that I have properly sucked up to you and the staff, I would like to throw out a challenge…errr no a request.

That you post back to me personally welcoming me to this board.

If you don’t have the time I will understand. I know you are busy. If you can’t I will just continue to enjoy this board and all it has to offer as long as I am allowed.

However I think it would really disappoint * Mrs. aha * if you couldn’t find the time to say hello and welcome.

Well ok then, I will be awaiting your post and let me say thanks again. And if you are ever down my way, I hope you will stop in for a glass of iced tea.

My regards to Mrs Zotti.


Mama Get The Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)
famous C&W song

Yours truly,
aha

Does Mr. Zotti even read MPSIMS? I sort of doubt it.


“I guess one person can make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.”

Are you kidding? He reads nothing but!

Dinja see that big ruckus he got into with RTFirefly and Wally over on the “What Color Socks Are You Wearing Today?” thread? That was a classic, man!


Uke

You’re right, Ike. It got pretty ugly. Some of the accusations were coming very close to libelous, particularly when RT said…

Well, I don’t want to reopen old wounds.

I would like to take this chance to ask Mrs. aha to post back to me. Preferably a sly double entendre…

Ed also started that Mundane Pointless Stuff XXXXIVVVMMMCLLL Thread. His OP was something like:

“Car wouldn’t start today. Had a bit of a row with the wife over who’s supposed to take the trash out. Then, when I got to work, some putz has devoted a Pit thread to me being a jerk. And if that wasn’t enough, 200 yodels have already responded to it!
I could really use a hug and some chicken soup now… :(”


Defect borg:
“Refutile is sistance. Your ass will be simulated”.


WallyM7 on Coldfire:
"Yeah, he knows a little about everything because they have a good prison library."

IIRC, weren’t we all welcomed to the board when we registered?

And didn’t Ed (aka Cecil) authorize that welcome? IMHO, this board exists to add to the entertainment value of the web site thus increasing the site’s potential market value (despite the recent NASDAQ fall). I guess Ed (or one of his minions) will get back to you if he feels like it.

During the Civil War, a soldier encountered President Lincoln at the White House. The soldier said that he had told his mates that he was going to see the President. Lincoln looked at him and said: “And so you have.” and moved along.

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I could really use a hug and some chicken soup now…

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{{{{{{{{Ed Zotti}}}}}}}
Dang, I feel dirty because I typed that. I need to go take a really long shower to try and get the sentiment off of me.

Wellll probably, but I am basically insecure and an auto greet just doesn’t don’t bake my cookies.

Hilarious story about lincoln btw :slight_smile:


Still waiting on Ed…( and it looks like rain).

Yours truly,
aha

You keep your grimey paws off my wife you swabbie bastard… :slight_smile:


Still waiting on Ed…( and it looks like rain).

Yours truly,
aha

I shouldn’t admit this. But yeah, I read it. Not all the time, but once in a while. Sometimes I eat a whole bag of Cheetos at one sitting too. Afterward I hate myself, but at the time it just … felt so good. And sometimes you learn things. For example, I was reading MPSIMS last night. (I was doing research. Honest, I was.) I stumbled across kellibelli’s lament that her boyfriend (well, her lover, I shouldn’t make assumptions) wouldn’t go down on her. Suddenly, it … all made sense, you know what I’m saying?

Now to the matter at hand. Hi, aha, how the hell are ya? Glad to have you here. And the missus too. That your little dog? Oh, don’t worry, we have lots of rugs where that one came from. And hi to all the rest of you folks too. Cecil sends his regards. No, don’t expect miracles. What’s that? Oh, I dunno, that’s not really my style. No, seriously, I … ah, jeez. OK. Can you all sort of squeeze together? All right, on the count of 3:

{{{{{{{{{{all 5,609 of yez}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
:::looking flushed::: All right, break’s over, c’mon, we got a message board to run here. Let’s work on keeping those threads snappy, huh? I don’t want to have to start having links on the main screen to Opal’s monthly fluid reports. Now, you take that Wally, he’s a funny guy, why can’t you all …

[Distant voice: “Little Eeeeeeeeeeddddddd!”]

Whoops, gotta run. Cooommmiiiiiinnng!

[User Ed Zotti has left the forum.]

OK, who hacked Ed’s password :smiley:

I am not sure whether Ed’s post has made me respect him more, or fear for his sanity.

But, at least this helps confirm that we MPSIMs denizens aren’t the bastard children of this board.

oohh ohhh ohhh I got the post after his :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:


If “knowledge is power,” why does stupidity reign?

Mully - what are we then? God, now I’ve even lost my IDENTITY…

Where the hell does he get off mentioning me?

My name is copyrighted.

Putz.

Yea, Mully, speak for yourself.

Some of us prefer the term “Love Child.”

I would like to take this opportunity to thank my new friend Ed Zotti for responding to my post. I now feel officially welcomed.

Ed and I will post in this forum again as soon as we have the time.

In the meantime, Ed and I would like to thank all the little posters for taking the time to post in this thread and make it what it is today.

If Ed and I can ever do anything for the faithful regulars on this board,please do not hesitate to call us.

(heh… is he smiling?)


They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can’t Stop My Face From Breakin’ Out

  • famous C&W song *

Yours truly,
aha

Whew, I’m glad THAT’S over! Did anyone else have the feeling they were out in the pumpkin patch, waiting for the Great Pumpkin to show up?
:smiley:


“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast!” - the White Queen

Aha, you are a trip my man.

Where are you down at offering tea to Ed? You do not have a location listed. Are you in the South? Hope so.

Ed, in case you check back at some point.

I would like to suck up, I mean let you and all the other admins know that I appreciate you guys and gals. I love this board and most of the people. Most of the folks are good folk. Sometimes a bit ornery (sp), but generally good folks.

Keep up the good work.

Jeffery