I was playing Final Fantasy V today and I went to the Pub and checked out the dancers. I had seen them in an earlier game so I sat down to see what they do. They dance and twirl and then they jump off the stage and are twirling around me. And then all 3 jump onto my lap and continue twirling. The screen flashes red and a heart pops up above my head. I’m amazed. A lap dance! By 3 pretty girls! Wow.
And then there’s this pirate. He’s a guy. And he’s in love with his Captain. And he tells the Captain that he in love with … Well this one is actually confusing and a little contradictory. The Captain states that the pirates found her as a baby and raised her. And now she pretends to be a man cause otherwise they wouldn’t accept her as their leader. But now it seems no pirates know she’s really a woman, they think she’s a man. So here’s this pirate in love with his Captain who he thinks is a man. Hmm, a homosexual. A gay pirate.
Now if there’s one thing the next Final Fantasy title (VI in Japan, III in the US) doesn’t have is gays and lap dances. Did they put these in this game because it’s for Japanese only or are the Japanese versions of the other Final Fantasy games a little racier? Are the games that we buy in the US edited for content like this? Which ones?
I guess there are some GQs here but it’s also some mundane I feel compelled to point out and a something that has to do with entertainment.
GQ+MPSIMS+CS)/3 = CS
Huh! Go figure.