Which Final Fantasy was smuttiest?

I’ve got to go with 9, if for no other reason than the loving care with which Dagger’s buttocks were rendered. 2nd place goes to Kingdom Hearts with its rather disquieting sexual subtext.

How about X? Lulu’s copious bosoms were always a pixel or two away from pornography.

I think I’m gonna go play right now…

I second X.

What was the disquieting sexual subtext in Kingdom Hearts? I never got past the Mermaid level.

If you have Lulu do the final kill you’ll zoom in on her as she leans forward and her boobs jiggle. I fought with her a lot.

FFV was the one where three dancers gave me a lapdance at once! Plus I went into the bedroom of Salsa and spotted her sleeping. It’s not actually shown what I saw but I think I caught some boobies. Then Galuf came in and saw them too. We were sooo horny after that.

[spoiler]Butz and Galuf don’t see Faris’ bosom until they’re trying to convince ‘him’ to undress around the fire much later than the bedroom scene. Which is also when they foud out he wasn’t a he. Which is probably why they wouldn’t tell Lena why they were all googoo after peeking at him asleep.

SALSA? What translation were YOU playing? :confused:[/spoiler]

I seem to remember FFIV(the translated version, not the crappy Nintendo FFII) had a programers room with a Porno Magazine in it. If you tried to use it, the screen turned red and finally a bubble came up saying “You’ll go blind”.

They also had Rosa and Cecil Sharing a bed, IIRC.

I was playing Final Fantasy Anthology. Her name is Faris. But Salsa is revealed to be her real name.

How about VII anyone. Remember the prostitutes at the Honeybee Inn at the Wall Market. Also, how Cloud might of been raped by the guy there. That’s pretty smutty.

Great god in heaven. I’ve always had issues with the name translations in Anthology’s version of V, but that one just makes my head hurt.

Just out of curiosity what should her real name be translated too?

‘Sarisa’, which corrupts to Faris a lot easier than Salsa.

Yes, that would bother me too. I had wondered why her sister wasn’t similarly named.