The most eggcellent pun I have ever seen on the Dope, courtesy of Asympotically fat:
The Tueareggs omelettes are three times the size…
(If my phonetics are right…)
Did I hear Jason Aleggsander say some of these Yolks on Seinfeld?
Wait, isn’t this an old game that’s been around since, like, the first chicken?
I’m sure I remember seeing this in a newspaper. I think it was on the “kiddies page”, where they ran another one, or several, every day that kids sent in. That was years ago.
/s/ Seneggoid.
I just popped in to egg you on.
eggsist - *verb *- have objeggtive reality
This thread is eggscruciating.
Eggsacting - painstakingly precise drama about eggs.
I’m eggstremely eggsasperated that y’all have eggsausted the eggstenstive list of egg puns in my leggsicon. I’m not sure I can continue to eggsist in such a state. Ova and out.
The next poster to make a bad pun deserves a shellacking :mad:
It’s not my fault, I just consumed a dozen of them (minus two I had to throw out). In other words, there were eggstenuating circumstances.
We appear to have some eggspert punsters here…
This puzzle is eggstremely egghilarating.
When a chicken runs out of gas does she go to the Eggson station? (Or possibly Shell?)
After filling up, the car really eggshelllerates.
I can’t think of any eggsamples of this.
There once was an egg set in a stone so firm that only the one chosen rooster to rule the chicken kingdom could remove it from where it was set. That’s right, it’s the story of eggscalibur.
Now presenting William Sheggspeare’s masterpiece: *Omelet! *
This thread is a crime! Not on the level of Hitler, but certainly Leggs Luther supervillainy!