I think eggs are ova rated

What’s your take on things?

That you’re just yolking.

It’s not an eggistential question, just one that leaves me scrambling for context.

Eggs are for the birds.

A box without hinges, key, or lid,

  • yet golden treasure inside is hid.*

*Eggses
*

Egg-zacktly.

So it’s just a shell game, then?

I’m the egg man. King of the town.
Always got my windows rolled down.

Okay, this post cracked me up!

Will you guys hold it down? I’m trying to listen to The White Albumen.

It took me a minute to realize this too was a pun: you devil.

I fell in the hall and dazed myself laughing so hard.

WTH…looks around

The only reason I came to this thread is cause I thought there’d be tons of chicks!

Yo, Chefguy, I’m really happy for you, omelette let you finish, but Siam Sam had one of the best egg threads of all time! One of the best egg threads of all time!

I think you have poultry reasons for starting this thread.

With eggs, it’s never a shirr thing. Do you have a beef with cows?

Are you Humpty-Dump-teasing us?

Baa, humbug.

These puns are ova my head.

Barnyard humor. Silo-ence is golden.